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  1. 11-06-2008 #1
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    Husband to wife: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

    Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.

    Husband: How does that help?

    Wife: I use your toothbrush.

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    Re: Good tip for wives

    haha then i'll buy a new one
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    lol
    nice one sis:rolleyes:
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    lol.

    Nasty nasty person ;p
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    lol I like that one. The husband probably deserves it anyway. . .
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by moabubaker View Post
    haha then i'll buy a new one
    Then you have to buy new one everytimes when you become mad to you wife.

    Good tip for wives

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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister harb View Post
    Then you have to buy new one everytimes when you become mad to you wife.

    Then i will have to substitute her and clean the toilet myself
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    Re: Good tip for wives



    Hmm... This sounds familiar... Lol...

    Good tip for wives

    " Its sometimes better people don't get to know you..
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister harb View Post
    Then you have to buy new one everytimes when you become mad to you wife.

    Then lock her up in her bedroom
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    that was a yuck joke
    Good tip for wives

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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister harb View Post

    wife: I use your toothbrush.

    looool........OMG
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by moabubaker View Post
    Then lock her up in her bedroom
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    yup, soon as she head for your tooothbrush just pick her up and lock her in a room.She'l prob scream and shout for an hour, and threaten you with Khullah, and then cry for another hour and then just give up.then you can let her out lol. but be armed...
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    format_quote Originally Posted by Sahabiyaat View Post
    LOL
    yup, soon as she head for your tooothbrush just pick her up and lock her in a room.She'l prob scream and shout for an hour, and threaten you with Khullah, and then cry for another hour and then just give up.then you can let her out lol. but be armed...
    yeah..........
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    now im going to be paranoid and carry my toothbrush around in my pocket
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Haha that's funny.:| For the sisters that is,hopefully nasty for some.
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Thats so funny, thank you
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Not cool.
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Hahaha...Gnaww..sif you would do that to your husband?!?!
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Oh ewwww. Gross. Poor man.
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    Re: Good tip for wives

    Well she might as well just wipe the brush across the toilet bowl, cleaning it all would take a lot of time
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