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    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

    "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

    "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

    "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

    "Sure," answered the young man.

    As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

    As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

    "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

    "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

    A wise old lady...

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    Re: A wise old lady...

    I wish the old lady was my grandma. Heh.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

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    Three simple rules in life:

    1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
    2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
    3) If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Lol, ima try that when am older!
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    JazakIllaah khayr.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    JazakIllaah khayr.
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    ''Let the days do as they please,
    And be optimistic when destiny decrees,
    Do not despair due to the events of nights past
    For the events of this world were not meant to last.”

    [ Imam Al Shafi’ee ]
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Omg omg omg.........

    just what did she buy?
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Funny but the title should be stupid young boy I think that boy was me I am young and stupid gullable at times so that person has my characteristics and the grandmacould be Alpha with a wig how bout that for a change?
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Hey I'm buyin your groceries wouldn't that be nice for a change.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    You're talking about changes Yanal. For Alfa, that's no change.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Really, Alpha your married have a son that you fool so he can buy groceries?
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Women!
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    ...I wonder at the one who extends his right hand
    To his beloved at the time of seperation and he hastens therein!
    I felt weak and incapable of saying farewell when I saw him
    So my heart shook his hand whilst my eye wept....
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    Correct your phrase not only women it's womenS.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    format_quote Originally Posted by Yanal View Post
    Correct your phrase not only women it's womenS.
    Women is already plural. Woman is singular. I think..
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    jazakallah khair
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    Learn silence as you have learned speech.
    Speech will guide you, and silence will protect you.
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    just like a typical women she purchased the whole store.....its a shame because at that age you would think the love for material things would be mild
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    Lol quite unique replies

    JazakAllahu Khair!
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    hahahahaha that was funny indeed.............
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    Re: A wise old lady...

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Right, I've stopped laughing now.)
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    I Loves chocolate I does..
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    Re: A wise old lady...


    yeah jazakiallahu khair
    (yh ok, i do realize im a lil late )
    A wise old lady...

    ...desperate for husnul-khitaam...


    please make dua that Allah grants me a good end (to my life). please make dua that Allah guides me.

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