Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

format_quote Originally Posted by Fighting4Iman

lol its not a saying but one of my nephews use to sleep on the prayer mat every time it was time to pray (he was around 3ish) and then he use to tell his mum his a good boy because his prayed lol

Sa'eed....you should see him tryna copy me in sajdah......Lo0o0o0oL you just reminded me, ima so take a pic someday insha'Allah

format_quote Originally Posted by Ameena*

They are handleful, they attack me all at once.

They yell ''samosa party!'' and then all jump on me at once. I'm like, ''where's the samosa?" My lil cousin's like, ''you're samosta jump!''

I want them....give em to meeeee

format_quote Originally Posted by Fighting4Iman

lol its not a saying but one of my nephews use to sleep on the prayer mat every time it was time to pray (he was around 3ish) and then he use to tell his mum his a good boy because his prayed lol

One time my lil bro got a pray mat and put it next to JJ's and JJ said alright you can copy everything I do, but do it like dad, and he knows how poppa does it so he done the salah all the way through and at the end I was preparing to put his prayer mat away and he said, 'no I havn't finished im doing this with my fingers' I was like waaa you doing mate, 'he goes I duno but api (jj) done it' lol I realised he was doing tasbih with his fingers, so I asked him what he was saying and he said 'anyfing' lol so we had to teach him to say subhanAllaah lol

format_quote Originally Posted by Ameena*

They are handleful, they attack me all at once.

They yell ''samosa party!'' and then all jump on me at once. I'm like, ''where's the samosa?" My lil cousin's like, ''you're samosta jump!''

Ahahaha!

wahaha kids rockkkkkkk! Just cuteness masha'Allah.

If only they were edible *sigh*

format_quote Originally Posted by Amatul Wadud

wahaha kids rockkkkkkk! Just cuteness masha'Allah.

If only they were edible *sigh*

I wana eat my little brother, I sometimes try and eat him! And Tia and Yamin are addicted to kissing my feet, how do I stop that??? Tia hugs my feet when I'm asleep, then I beat her up when I wake up

format_quote Originally Posted by Ameena*

LOL good luck with them, they form parties and attack the older people.

They yell, ''1, 2, 3...I attack thee!'' I don't know even where they learn this stuff from, but they're crazy kids.

One day Adnan was watching ''Ifta7 yaa samsam'' (I think it's sesame street in arabic), the VHS version, and then there was a commercial cause somebody tapped it and he saw an old lady and he thought it was me. He goes, ''Habya! habya! TVVVVV looookk!! Habya! Hi, it's me Adnan'' Then he turns to his mom and goes, ''Why habya no say hi to me? "

Habya? LOOOLL you've got me in stitches....masha'Allahhh may Allah bless em all. Ameen!

format_quote Originally Posted by Pk_#2

I wana eat my little brother, I sometimes try and eat him! And Tia and Yamin are addicted to kissing my feet, how do I stop that??? Tia hugs my feet when I'm asleep, then I beat her up when I wake up

My bro tries to eat me back though

This reminds me of the time when I was newly in grade 2 and our teachers name was ng and I by accident always called her mamma. O ya once I accidently stuck a crayon in my nose and a girl say me and started cracking up. Doesn't this remind you of iqram or Güven and his sillyness?

format_quote Originally Posted by Yanal

This reminds me of the time when I was newly in grade 2 and our teachers name was ng and I by accident always called her mamma. O ya once I accidently stuck a crayon in my nose and a girl say me and started cracking up. Doesn't this remind you of Alpha and his sillyness?

nope it sounds like the yanal i kno and love

mashallah all these stories are soo amazing and funny
the kids are soo adorable :sunny:
keep them coming

Here is a kid that says something realy funny

format_quote Originally Posted by Yanal

This reminds me of the time when I was newly in grade 2 and our teachers name was ng and I by accident always called her mamma. O ya once I accidently stuck a crayon in my nose and a girl say me and started cracking up. Doesn't this remind you of iqram or Güven and his sillyness?

cool thread
more more more...
there, three times.

Cuteness masha'Allah...

Here's a story of my little brother.... From a very young age, my parents taught me and my siblings that Allah (swt) is up above and sees everything. A couple of years back we went on a trip to the homeland and on our way there, sitting on the airplane, my eldest brother opened up the window shade and told us to take a look outside. Upon seeing the sky, clouds and all, my youngest brother (who was three at the time) asked my mother " Moma, where's Allah (swt)? Are we going to see Him?"

i love when kids try to pray, my lil nephew once saw me praying and he hurried to get the prayer mat but he coudnt find it so he got the welcome mat from the front door and started using that he was two and when he tried to make sujuud he couldn't do it perfect so he just layed down flat on his belly and through out the salah he was saying bishma bishma lol for bismillah

posted this in the ss but i'll post it here too

a few days ago i was at the masjid waiting for asr and a sister was there with her two sons, 'bout 7, 6' and the boys were talking lol

Boy 1 *younger one*: Nur shaitan is really really bad right?
Nur: yeh, this baad! and he shows his hands that are spread faar apart
Boy 1: can we touch him?
Nur: No! oh:
Boy 1: what would you do if you could?
Nur: *thinks for a bit* i would kick him and beat him and hurt him until he says sorry!
Boy 1: oh: why!?
Nur: shh don't tell anyone, "he made me forget to pray isha yesterday and i had to pray when i got up"
Boy 1: oh! thats a good reason *and he smiles content* but don't let him make you forget it again ok?
Nur: ok!

format_quote Originally Posted by Pk_#2

... I'm sure there's a moment in each and every day of your lives when you hear a kid you know say something stupid/funny or absolutely hilaaaaaaaaarious,

omg! yes!!! my 6 yr old niece.
her: im so upset with mum
us: why
her: she wont let me buy my sister a telescope