... I'm sure there's a moment in each and every day of your lives when you hear a kid you know say something stupid/funny or absolutely hilaaaaaaaaarious,
Please share your stories with us and make our day!
Remember it needn't be your own child it can be a sibling/cousin or even the kid next door =D
My brother lies on top of me when I go for sadjah. Me and my brother made a word called "Ghosi) meaning lazy . Which we call my sister as she does nothing but watch tv.
Once one my neighbour - aunty with her 5 yr old daughter, she was making her repeat dua at night before sleeping. So she said to her ,say Allah Tallah give me good health, the girl in turn said, AllahTallah give me apple. they all bursted out in laughter, aunty asked why did u say so. she said apple means good health right?
Important Plz read:
May our tongues be the slaves of ALLAH.May no momin wear silk.May no momin wear oufit hanging below his ankles.May all mumineen wear hijab Ameen
Conversation between a 6 year old and a 17 yr old.
17yr old: why don't you eat something?.. have some chips or something.
6yr old: No
17: go on, just have something..
6: no, i don't want to become fat like you
17: :0
Last edited by Mysterious Uk; 02-04-2009 at 06:04 PM.
The believer has four characteristics: if he is afflicted by any misfortune, he remains patient and steadfast. If he is given anything, he is grateful. If he speaks , he speaks the truth. If he passes judgment on any issue,he is just .
Am in kitchen washing the dishes
Lil sister reading the side of cake box: B-A- K U-U
Me: What does it say?
Lil sis: Backing Boys
Me: What?!!
Lil sis: Really, I know how to read you know
Me *look at the packet*: Try spelling it
Lil Sis: B-A-K-I-N-G Boys. Backing boys.
Me: You sure?
Lil Sis: YES! What's wrong with you?! I am 6 you know! I learn how to spell and read at school. What do they teach you at unibarsity?
Me: *Sigh*
Am in kitchen washing the dishes
Lil sister reading the side of cake box: B-A- K U-U
Me: What does it say?
Lil sis: Backing Boys
Me: What?!!
Lil sis: Really, I know how to read you know
Me *look at the packet*: Try spelling it
Lil Sis: B-A-K-I-N-G Boys. Backing boys.
Me: You sure?
Lil Sis: YES! What's wrong with you?! I am 6 you know! I learn how to spell and read at school. What do they teach you at unibarsity?
Me: *Sigh*
I LOVE the stories man! Keep 'em coming!
LOOOOOL Awwww that's the cute stage mashaa'Allaah. I love kids like that.
Me: Zakaria what are you doing waryaa (boy)?
Zakaria: Nothing I'm just trying to pull your hair.
Me: But my hair is covered?
Zakaria: Oppps, then it's somebody else.
*Suddenly hear crying and screaming*
Me: Waryaa (boy) why are you pulling your sisters hair?
Zakaria: What are you talking about she has no hair?????
Me: Then what are you pulling?
Zakaria: I don't know, what's that on her head? It feels fluffly?
*All of a sudden I see my Uncle's cat and it jumps on me*
Me: Inalilahi waina ilayhi rajicuun Zakariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!
He knows I'm deathly terrified of cats and he starts laughing in the background.
Apparently he was also making the cat scratch his sister, he is crazy.
I threw the cat out of the car window.
Oh well I hear they have great landing skills. :smile:
LOL!!
I hate cats. Out neighbours cat came up to me and was purring.
I screeched and jumped onto this brick part we have outside our door. Boy was I scared!
I had to hiss and everythin, but my sis got rid of it.
Btw. lil sis is now 10. She's still as funny as ever though.
I'll add more scenarios as and when I remember 'em. Insha'allah.
LOL!!
I hate cats. Out neighbours cat came up to me and was purring.
I screeched and jumped onto this brick part we have outside our door. Boy was I scared!
I had to hiss and everythin, but my sis got rid of it.
Btw. lil sis is now 10. She's still as funny as ever though.
I'll add more scenarios as and when I remember 'em. Insha'allah.
Yeah my Uncle was mad. I told him never to bring his cat near me.
My cousin is a little mean 7 year old, he always likes throwing our Uncle's cat on me.
Me: Waryaa Zakaria keep that cat away from me or you'll regret it!!
Zakaria: But it's a creature of Allaah, be gentle.
Me: Oh please Zakaria, why aren't you gentle with your sister?
Zakaria: Because the tat listens to me. Duhhh you stupid-head!!
Me: Okay get that cat away from me!
Zakaria: Come pet it, I promise we won't have jihad!
Me: Jihad? Waryaa who taught you that?
Zakaria: It means fight right?
Me: Not exactly, it means struggle.
Zakaria: Well it is an unfair jihad that's what I know, since you are bigger than the cat and yet it still wins every time.
My desire is to have a cat.
This is my friends story. In grade 7 we have a table discussion on a question and we tell him the answer,quickly our teacher changes the question and my friend doesn't notice and tells the answer for the first one which was also wrong
Perhaps someone who was reading one post about my little brother and didn't say mashAllah. He has a high fever since midnight and is sleeping right now. Please make dua for him.
On the bus home today, this boy sat next to me.
He started talking all about his favorite kinds of dinosaurs, his little brother and sister, how he likes making snow angels, who his friends were.. All sorts of stuff.
Then this other boy sitting behind us started talking to me too, we discussed the movie "Madagascar". Boy #1 got jealous and started annoying the other boy. It was so amusing.
Right before it was my stop, Boy #1 is like "if you want to call me at home, my phone number is 034852478". He made me repeat it like 4 times lol, to make sure I got it. Those are just random numbers, btw, I don't actually remember it.
On the bus home today, this boy sat next to me.
He started talking all about his favorite kinds of dinosaurs, his little brother and sister, how he likes making snow angels, who his friends were.. All sorts of stuff.
Then this other boy sitting behind us started talking to me too, we discussed the movie "Madagascar". Boy #1 got jealous and started annoying the other boy. It was so amusing.
Right before it was my stop, Boy #1 is like "if you want to call me at home, my phone number is 034852478". He made me repeat it like 4 times lol, to make sure I got it. Those are just random numbers, btw, I don't actually remember it.
LoL ur bus incident reminds me of my bus incident. I was with my 7yr old cousin and she asked how old my big sister was when she got married. I told her and then she asked how old i was. I said 17 and then she asked when i was getting married. Everyone on the bus heard and stared at me and laughed..
The believer has four characteristics: if he is afflicted by any misfortune, he remains patient and steadfast. If he is given anything, he is grateful. If he speaks , he speaks the truth. If he passes judgment on any issue,he is just .
When my one sister was about four years old, we went for Umrah and in the apartment foryer, there was a sticker pointing to the Qiblah direction. the sticker was at an angle, so she decided to put it straight. when the staff reprimanded her all she said was "I'm putting it straight, What's wrong with that?"
That's wat happens wen you want everything perfect and in place!
I think I could start a thread about the funny things my nine year old brother says.
I'm the type of person who appreciates good humour and usually, I find things funny in my own way...but with my little brother...it's always a crack up.
Note: most of the things that are funny in my house are the kind which "you have to be there" to understand. They are also much better when reenacted...but I'll try my best.
I'll give an example from today.
My mum was adjusting the hot to cold water ratio as my brother way going to have a shower. He gets very agitated very easily so try and imagine a kid who is just fuming with frustration. My mum got the water ready and my little brother stepped in. Then all I heard from my room was "I'M NOT A...A...SPACE CREATURE LIKE YOU!!" because the water was too hot.
I almost fell on the floor laughing...coz you sorta have to know my bro and how he is when he is annoyed. We all just LOL at him and it angers him further.
Btw, he sounds like a spoilt brat..he's not...he's just such a silly character.
"'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too"
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LOL really?
but he's cute masha'Allah! Noooo dont eat himmmmm! I want him and Tia to sing to me again
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