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Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
... I'm sure there's a moment in each and every day of your lives when you hear a kid you know say something stupid/funny or absolutely hilaaaaaaaaarious,
Please share your stories with us and make our day!
Remember it needn't be your own child it can be a sibling/cousin or even the kid next door =D
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
*sits back and waits*
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
didnt i already make this thread before? :S
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
ok one funny thing from the top of my head:
scenario: my sister just got married and me and my parents headed over to her in-laws place. My sister approaches me looking very embarassed
sis: *whispers* MAJED :@
me: ??...
sis: :@
me:....???? WAT?
sis: WHY DIDNT YOU GET A HAIRCUT!!! YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWFUL!
me: *out very loud in front of all inlaws* mum said if i just have a bath i wouldnt look so bad and i'd save money instead of having a hair cut
sis: *goes completely red and regrets ever questioning me*
me: *looks very satisfied*
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
^ lol
Today my little brother come up to me and in a very coote accent goes: 'And todays weather is.....FEBRUARY!'
Lol and then looKed up at mom waiting for the praise for knowing the 'weather', 8-)
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
lol Awwwwwww at sis PK.
Im tryna remem sabz saying summin funny but cant really remem. The little un is just cute though, he'll say 'yeh' to evrythin.
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
Haha, top notch the above 2 keep em coming, meanwhile ofcourse i try to remember.
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
"Whoever lives amongst you will see much differing, so adhere to my Sunnah" Muhammad (صلّى الله عليه و سلم)
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
Saifur-Rahmaan
- "Are you enganged?"
LoL
*rofl* Masha'Allah cute kid.
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
Saifur-Rahmaan
- "Are you enganged?"
- "Can I get sacrificed?" :X
- "Are you a dad?"
Loq! Who thought you were dad? I used to call random guys dad all the time, they all looKed the same funny round face with a beard.. =|
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
Saifur-Rahmaan
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- "Are you a dad?"
bro i think the beard invited questions like that , i never got asked that but i got
"are you married?" so many times
to which i always reply "HAV U EVA SEEN MY WIFE?"
and the kid always gives some cheeky grin
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
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bro i think the beard invited questions like that
, i never got asked that but i got
"are you married?" so many times
to which i always reply "HAV U EVA SEEN MY WIFE?"
and the kid always gives some cheeky grin
Nice reply lol
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
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she laughed her head offfff! She still remembers you btw....keeps asking to talk to pizza
ima tell her ur called PJ's now....might be easier for her.
But she's learning new words now, that other day she came up to me and said, 'that is indeed islamic'... and me and ma otha sis were like.... 'whaaaaaa?'
Chek her out loool
Tia is becoming a geek aswell, poppa and mom alwasy like these two use words I never heard you two use (meaning me and jj) lol
Yesterday Tia was tryna explain what gay is to me and JJ she like: gay is when two teddybears are the same teddybear with the same pink ribbon and they like eachother... :X
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
These r 2 questions i kept asking people as a child, i have been told by my family. I cant remember why i asked lol or when
Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?
Q : If a Fox and a dog met at night and had to fight, who'd win ( i was 4)
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
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Chek her out loool
Tia is becoming a geek aswell, poppa and mom alwasy like these two use words I never heard you two use (meaning me and jj) lol
Yesterday Tia was tryna explain what gay is to me and JJ she like: gay is when two teddybears are the same teddybear with the same pink ribbon and they like eachother... :X
Wahahahaha! LOL and how old is she again?
I could really keep a log of all the cute things bihi says
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
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These r 2 questions i kept asking people as a child, i have been told by my family. I cant remember why i asked lol or when
Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?
lol that ones cute! mashAllaah
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
format_quote Originally Posted by
Mikayeel
Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?
AwwK!
format_quote Originally Posted by
Amatul Wadud
Wahahahaha! LOL and how old is she again?
8!
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Re: Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #
*NOTE* IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED DONT READ !
i was 6 ok SIX
scenario: me and uncle at the table
me: looks at cereal box
uncle: are you hungry?
me: no
uncle: have you had breakfast?
me: no
uncle: im going to give you some:
me: NO !!
uncle: why?
me: i want amma to do it!
uncle: why not me?
me: but you havent washed your hands, its still black :$ (my uncle was naturally dark skinned and i was clearly an idiot)
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