Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

*sits back and waits*

didnt i already make this thread before? :S

ok one funny thing from the top of my head:


scenario: my sister just got married and me and my parents headed over to her in-laws place. My sister approaches me looking very embarassed


sis: *whispers* MAJED :@

me: ??...

sis: :@

me:....???? WAT?

sis: WHY DIDNT YOU GET A HAIRCUT!!! YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWFUL!

me: *out very loud in front of all inlaws* mum said if i just have a bath i wouldnt look so bad and i'd save money instead of having a hair cut

sis: *goes completely red and regrets ever questioning me*

me: *looks very satisfied*

^ lol

Today my little brother come up to me and in a very coote accent goes: 'And todays weather is.....FEBRUARY!'

Lol and then looKed up at mom waiting for the praise for knowing the 'weather', 8-)

lol Awwwwwww at sis PK.

Im tryna remem sabz saying summin funny but cant really remem. The little un is just cute though, he'll say 'yeh' to evrythin.

Haha, top notch the above 2 keep em coming, meanwhile ofcourse i try to remember.

- "Are you enganged?"

- "Can I get sacrificed?" :X

- "Are you a dad?"

format_quote Originally Posted by Amatul Wadud

lol Awwwwwww at sis PK.

Im tryna remem sabz saying summin funny but cant really remem. The little un is just cute though, he'll say 'yeh' to evrythin.

I remember one of sabs

S: Hello
TJ: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! =D
S: What's you name?
TJ: TJ
S: Pizza?
TJ: Huh? No TJ!
s: Pizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaa ahahahha rofl lam*o

format_quote Originally Posted by Saifur-Rahmaan

- "Are you enganged?"

LoL

*rofl* Masha'Allah cute kid.

format_quote Originally Posted by Pk_#2

I remember one of sabs

S: Hello
TJ: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! =D
S: What's you name?
TJ: TJ
S: Pizza?
TJ: Huh? No TJ!
s: Pizzzzzzzzzaaaaaaa ahahahha rofl lam*o

she laughed her head offfff! She still remembers you btw....keeps asking to talk to pizza ima tell her ur called PJ's now....might be easier for her.

But she's learning new words now, that other day she came up to me and said, 'that is indeed islamic'... and me and ma otha sis were like.... 'whaaaaaa?'

format_quote Originally Posted by Saifur-Rahmaan

- "Are you enganged?"

- "Can I get sacrificed?" :X

- "Are you a dad?"

Loq! Who thought you were dad? I used to call random guys dad all the time, they all looKed the same funny round face with a beard.. =|

format_quote Originally Posted by Saifur-Rahmaan

-
- "Are you a dad?"

bro i think the beard invited questions like that , i never got asked that but i got

"are you married?" so many times

to which i always reply "HAV U EVA SEEN MY WIFE?"

and the kid always gives some cheeky grin

format_quote Originally Posted by Fighting4Iman

bro i think the beard invited questions like that , i never got asked that but i got

"are you married?" so many times

to which i always reply "HAV U EVA SEEN MY WIFE?"

and the kid always gives some cheeky grin

Nice reply lol

format_quote Originally Posted by Amatul Wadud

she laughed her head offfff! She still remembers you btw....keeps asking to talk to pizza ima tell her ur called PJ's now....might be easier for her.

But she's learning new words now, that other day she came up to me and said, 'that is indeed islamic'... and me and ma otha sis were like.... 'whaaaaaa?'

Chek her out loool

Tia is becoming a geek aswell, poppa and mom alwasy like these two use words I never heard you two use (meaning me and jj) lol

Yesterday Tia was tryna explain what gay is to me and JJ she like: gay is when two teddybears are the same teddybear with the same pink ribbon and they like eachother... :X

These r 2 questions i kept asking people as a child, i have been told by my family. I cant remember why i asked lol or when

Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?

Q : If a Fox and a dog met at night and had to fight, who'd win ( i was 4)

format_quote Originally Posted by Pk_#2

Chek her out loool

Tia is becoming a geek aswell, poppa and mom alwasy like these two use words I never heard you two use (meaning me and jj) lol

Yesterday Tia was tryna explain what gay is to me and JJ she like: gay is when two teddybears are the same teddybear with the same pink ribbon and they like eachother... :X

Wahahahaha! LOL and how old is she again?

I could really keep a log of all the cute things bihi says

format_quote Originally Posted by Mikayeel

These r 2 questions i kept asking people as a child, i have been told by my family. I cant remember why i asked lol or when

Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?

lol that ones cute! mashAllaah

format_quote Originally Posted by Mikayeel

Q : If its judgement day and i run as hard as i can, will Allah still catch me?

AwwK!

format_quote Originally Posted by Amatul Wadud

Wahahahaha! LOL and how old is she again?

8!

*NOTE* IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED DONT READ !

i was 6 ok SIX


scenario: me and uncle at the table


me: looks at cereal box

uncle: are you hungry?

me: no

uncle: have you had breakfast?

me: no

uncle: im going to give you some:

me: NO !!

uncle: why?

me: i want amma to do it!

uncle: why not me?

me: but you havent washed your hands, its still black :$ (my uncle was naturally dark skinned and i was clearly an idiot)