I thought I would share this with all of you here on the forum, …….just trying to bring a smile to your day.
Things that make you say hmmmmmmmmm.
When people say “I’m so tired it’s not even funny” or ” My head hurts so much it’s not even funny” Why would it be funny in the first place.
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have a lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while numbers on calculators go up?
If the sky is the limit….then what is space?...over the limit?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?.......ewwwwww
Aren’t the “good things that come to people that wait” just the leftovers from the people that got there first?.............hehe that’s the truth, italianguy.
“Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment?..... Since when did buttons become cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and your mouth at the same time?
LOL, you just tried it.hahaha….italianguy.
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather on his hat Macaroni?
Isn’t “Disney World” just a people trap ran by a mouse?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don’t the hairs on your arms get split ends?
How come we say “it’s colder than Hell outside” When isn’t it always colder than Hell since Hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother-in-law, they come out to Woman Hitler!?............I didn’t come up with this Umma, I promise. Italianguy
Why is it when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
Can mute people burp?
What happens when you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
If heat rises, then shouldn’t hell be cold?
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Can a bald man get lice?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?
If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?
Just some things to ponder today, hope you enjoyed.
God be with you all!
Italianuy
LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..
LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..
I knew everybody would try the breathing thing hahahahahahahahaha
many of the things u mentioned have a simple expliantion.
eg. can mute ppl burp? ofcouse its just gas coming from the stomach, plus of heard it... not very pleasant all the same
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? no pigments
Do stairs go up or down? both directions
If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? thats a lie, our inner core temp is 37.5 any higher or lower sever change would denature the protiens and enzymes in our body hence we would die. but arms, legs are cooler than 37.5... hence if your temp goes to 39 deg they consdier it dangerous and u need to go to hospiatl emergency
While others are interesting.
none were funny though
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many of the things u mentioned have a simple expliantion.
eg. can mute ppl burp? ofcouse its just gas coming from the stomach, plus of heard it... not very pleasant all the same
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms? no pigments
Do stairs go up or down? both directions
If your body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it’s 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? thats a lie, our inner core temp is 37.5 any higher or lower sever change would denature the protiens and enzymes in our body hence we would die. but arms, legs are cooler than 37.5... hence if your temp goes to 39 deg they consdier it dangerous and u need to go to hospiatl emergency
LOL hahahahahaha,,, some were funny, and some i didnt understand lol.. i tried to breathe with my nose and mouth at the same time, but was unable to do so i think!!..
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you are all still tyring to breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time.......aren't you
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