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    and wait for a month to get results.
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    You can also find Fatwa's written by Sheikh Google Sahib these days. It really is a 'do it all' search engine isnt it?
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post
    googleclasssic 1 - Jokes about google ;)

    and wait for a month to get results.
    Iss that real? . . .

    format_quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post
    In the 60s, to make a search on google, you have to fill a form :
    google circa 1960 1 - Jokes about google ;)
    N this? did it actually exist? people really had to fill out a form? or wait a month for there results?
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Troubled Soul View Post
    You can also find Fatwa's written by Sheikh Google Sahib these days. It really is a 'do it all' search engine isnt it?
    hahahah . But yes that's true brother.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    N this? did it actually exist? people really had to fill out a form? or wait a month for there results?
    looooooooooooooool
    No it's a joke
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Troubled Soul View Post
    You can also find Fatwa's written by Sheikh Google Sahib these days. It really is a 'do it all' search engine isnt it?
    Yes unfortunately some people use any source they find on google. That is why some scholars recommended to stick with the books instead of doing it all on internet, but if you know that the website is upon correct aqeedah and they use authentic sources then it should be no problem. The web is filled with fabricated hadiths and lies about islam.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    N this? did it actually exist? people really had to fill out a form? or wait a month for there results?
    I dont think its true.
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    Oh i thougt it was true . . looks real to me, i was really shocked SubhaanAllaah
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    Oh i thougt it was true . . looks real to me, i was really shocked SubhaanAllaah
    hahaha, no there was no Google in the 60s lol, Google is founded in 1998 as I remember (with internet and computers). so yeah
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    oh ok Jazakallahu khayr
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    google 1 - Jokes about google ;) Google in 1998..NOT A JOKE. this is real stuff
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    Lol, what does it mean to subscribe to Google? What could Google possibly send you?
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by seekerofjannah View Post
    Lol, what does it mean to subscribe to Google? What could Google possibly send you?
    Probably searches you made which could take days to find back then..Lol
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    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    google 1 - Jokes about google ;) Google in 1998..NOT A JOKE. this is real stuff
    Thank you bro ! nice to see that ugly interface of the 98' again (now not much better lol)

    format_quote Originally Posted by seekerofjannah View Post
    Lol, what does it mean to subscribe to Google? What could Google possibly send you?
    Subscribe to get "monthly updates", I think to get informations of new releases or new services.
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    Probably searches you made which could take days to find back then..Lol
    format_quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post

    Subscribe to get "monthly updates", I think to get informations of new releases or new services.
    That's lame, glad they toke that off.
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    interesting. the shopkeepers's certainly a google fan. lol.
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Myself View Post
    interesting. the shopkeepers's certainly a google fan. lol.
    LOL..its not true, its photoshopped hahaha
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    LOL..its not true, its photoshopped hahaha
    i knew that! (maybe not)

    but i did know it was fake... just never thought 'how' it could have been fake. photoshop, makes sense. lol.
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    Ask motocross riders, what is name of this stuff ?.
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    They must be answer, this is google.
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    ^They are goggles?lol
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    Re: Jokes about google ;)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Myself View Post
    i knew that! (maybe not)

    but i did know it was fake... just never thought 'how' it could have been fake. photoshop, makes sense. lol.

    On one hand that's a great idea! Think about it, open a store and name it Google. A ready well-known logo to attract customers in the East with no inspectors or whatever.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by **muslimah** View Post

    On one hand that's a great idea! Think about it, open a store and name it Google. A ready well-known logo to attract customers in the East with no inspectors or whatever.
    Google will file a lawsuit due to copyrights.
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