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    A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    ^Yes , DARN that really confuzzled me up . . .
    Since when chickens started to speak?
    a question.. who knows?

    Then how can you avoid the punishment, if you disbelieve, on a Day that will make the children grey-headed?
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?
    I think the chicken is just trying to play with us.<_<
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

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    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    If a chicken says "All chickens are liars", is the chicken telling the truth?
    No.
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by shuraimfan4lyf View Post
    Since when chickens started to speak?
    Since you posted that JOKe, i thought it was speaking , bro you even put the quotation marks
    Now your saying "Since when the silly chickens started talking" why then do you say that????????????

    Anyway
    Carrry on everyone
    a question.. who knows?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    A: If yesterday was tomorrow then today would be thursday.

    so what is the day when the speaker say this ...???
    a question.. who knows?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    ermm Thursday?
    a question.. who knows?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    ermm Thursday?
    sorry no.........
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    Is it Tuesday ?
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    Yesterday Today Tomorrow Thursday
    Moday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    no you go in wrong way it says if yesterday was tomorrow then today would be thurdsay
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    Monday? . . .
    a question.. who knows?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    Monday? . . .
    No .. I hope you wont count all the days until I say yes
    a question.. who knows?

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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    LOL i dont even get it

    Anyway. . . .
    K her it comes *clears throat*:

    I am not present in a century, I am in a year. I am not present in a week, I am in a day.

    What am I?
    Simple! =D Don't tell me you still don't get it =p
    a question.. who knows?

    Three simple rules in life:

    1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
    2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
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    lol sis.hmm this 1 is hard
    a question.. who knows?

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Nájlá View Post
    Simple! =D Don't tell me you still don't get it =p
    lol i see you put the "A" in the missing areas, but i still dont get it . . .
    Oh well
    a question.. who knows?

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    Saturday ?
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    Thursday -> Yesterday -> Today -> Tomorrow
    Thursday -> Friday -> Saturday -> Sunday
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by marwen View Post
    Saturday ?
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    Thursday -> Yesterday -> Today -> Tomorrow
    Thursday -> Friday -> Saturday -> Sunday
    Yesss well done
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim World 12 View Post
    lol i see you put the "A" in the missing areas, but i still dont get it . . .
    Oh well
    Lol sis, I never there were no missing areas. The 'A' are part of the words. Just look at the sentence again and You'll see what the sis meant.
    format_quote Originally Posted by shev View Post
    Yesss well done
    Lol that was hard. Good one.
    a question.. who knows?

    Three simple rules in life:

    1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
    2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
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    ^hmmm. . . sorrry
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    Re: a question.. who knows?

    format_quote Originally Posted by naidamar View Post
    The letter "A"
    Brother, I must ask you this no offense..
    Are you cheating? Cos you know thats not fair to the other members you know..

    Hard crowd you people are. K got one more:

    I have 21 eyes but I can't see.
    What am I?

    AND NO CHEATIN' PLS!
    Remember Allahs watchin'!!
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    format_quote Originally Posted by ★ηαѕιнα★ View Post
    Brother, I must ask you this no offense..
    Are you cheating? Cos you know thats not fair to the other members you know..
    It is such an old riddle that I think most have heard it many times already.
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