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The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

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    The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

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    This is just a joke.


    An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive.

    The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar.


    The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion.

    When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!
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    Re: The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

    Nice joke... this joke is already included in "Official jokes thread".

    Thanks for sharing a laugh.
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    Re: The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

    nice 1
    Alhamdulillah
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    Re: The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

    mashaa Allah! nice joke but I was wondering that after he said Allahu akbar and the horse stopped then he said Alhamdulillah (though now he said it in real praise to Allah) will the horse start running and then fall from the hill haha
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    Re: The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

    lol....just
    The Horse that Ran when you say &quot;Alhamdulillah&quot;

    “Indeed the patient will be given their reward without account.” :love:
    { Qur’aan, Chapter 39, Verse 10 }
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    Re: The Horse that Ran when you say "Alhamdulillah"

    I have not gone to the joke's thread, so thank you for sharing.
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