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    Awkward Salaam Moments

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    My friend and I just had this conversation:


    Ziyaad: well my indian friend looks muslim, so i was on the phone and i did this twice, i say ok asalamualaikum
    me: looool
    Ziyaad: then when im like, crapaap
    me: whatd he say
    xD
    Ziyaad: then im like, oh no dude im talking to my mom what were you saying?
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

    I walk in and see the halal sign

    me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
    takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
    me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

    its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    Salaam

    salesman claimed that he is a Muslim and he slaugthered the animal ? It does not matter if a non-Muslims sells the meat as long as it was slaughtered by Muslims or people of the holy books.

    And Allah Knows Best.
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    Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172

    recitation:http://quran.jalisi.com
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    you should ask them to show you a halal certificate
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abdullahii View Post
    I've found out a way to expose a non halal takeaway posing as halal.

    I walk in and see the halal sign

    me: Assalamu Aleykum brother
    takeaway guy: Assalamu Aleykum brother
    me: right you failed the test I'm out of here!

    its really that simple if their answer is not 'walaikum asalam' theyre not halal !
    Awesome, great way lol
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    "Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    format_quote Originally Posted by мυѕℓιмαн 4 ℓιfє View Post


    Awesome, great way lol
    Some guys are not even muslim....they pretend to be muslim when you say ASSALAMU ALEYKUM they hesistate and repeat what you say
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    ^I agree , hasnt happnd to me personally i think but wud be weird

    Maybe you shud say "wa alaykum salam" nex time , c the reply u get

    and then I think we should tell em the correct way to greet their bro/sis in Islaam, by correcting em inshaAllaah
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    "Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
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    Re: Awkward Salaam Moments

    Rashad, are you collecting info for a thesis on "Awkward Moments"?

    http://www.islamicboard.com/puzzles-...d-moments.html



    Stop the pollution! Threads should be merged.
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    “Invite (all) to the Way of thy Lord with wisdom and beautiful preaching; and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious. " (16:125)

    Rasulullah said, “Anyone who conceals (the defects of) a Muslim, Allah will conceal them (their defects) in this world and in the Hereafter.”
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