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  1. 06-30-2011 #1
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    Husband & Wife Saga

    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?
    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

    AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!

    and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...& on ... & on ... & on ...
    Husband and Wife Saga.

    أَسْلَمْتُ لِرَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ

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  2. 03-27-2012 #21
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Revert 2010 View Post
    What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
    A rumour.
    According to my wife, I am not a rumour, but real.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Revert 2010 View Post
    What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
    A rumour.
    Well, two out of three isn't bad. I leave it to you to figure out which of the two I am...

    format_quote Originally Posted by ardianto View Post
    According to my wife, I am not a rumour, but real.
    Oh, look at Mr. Humility over here..
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Who Am I? View Post
    Well, two out of three isn't bad. I leave it to you to figure out which of the two I am...

    Intelligent and sensitive
    Husband and Wife Saga.

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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Endymion View Post


    Intelligent and sensitive
    Not exactly what I had in mind, but I guess I will take it...
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Revert 2010 View Post
    "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
    LOL thats a good one

    Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

    The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

    Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

    The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.

    Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
    The mafia wants either your money or life… wives want both!

    Funniest contradicting phrases:
    1.Clearly misunderstood
    2.Exact estimate
    3.Small crowd
    4.Act naturally
    5.Found missing
    6.Fully empty
    7.Happily married

    Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

    Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

    There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called……….the husband.

    Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

    A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

    Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    "I always hold my wifes hand, if I let go she shops."
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    "Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    assalam o alikum
    hahhahahahahahha such a nice funny post love it
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