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  1. 06-30-2011 #1
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    Husband & Wife Saga

    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you?
    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

    AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...

    Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
    No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
    He is designed to remain Silent indoor...

    "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
    but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."

    A man in Hell asked Devil:
    Can I make a call to my Wife?
    After making call he asked how much to pay.
    Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

    Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
    Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
    So I'd be in your hands all day.
    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
    So I could have a new one every day.

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
    Wife: When must I give them to him?
    Doctor: They are for you

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
    Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

    Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
    Husband: A lovely Push...!

    and the life goes on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...
    & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ... & on ...& on ... & on ... & on ...
    Husband and Wife Saga.

    أَسْلَمْتُ لِرَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ

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  3. 06-30-2011 #2
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    loool some of those are hilarious
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Wife: I love you so much.
    Husband: Great. Go do the dishes.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post
    Wife: I love you so much. Husband: Great. Go do the dishes.

    I hate to tell you its not like real life. I would be more or less like:

    Wife: I love you.
    Husband: Which dishes you want me to do? :X
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    Husband and Wife Saga.

    رَبَّنَا اغْفِرْ لَنَا وَلِإِخْوَانِنَا الَّذِينَ سَبَقُونَا بِالْإِيمَانِ وَلَا تَجْعَلْ فِي قُلُوبِنَا غِلًّا لِّلَّذِينَ آمَنُوا رَبَّنَا إِنَّكَ رَؤُوفٌ رَّحِيمٌ



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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Tilmeez View Post
    Wife: I love you.
    Husband: Which dishes you want me to do? :X
    That just shows that women are good at emotional blackmail!
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by endymion View Post
    doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must i give them to him? Doctor: They are for you

    :d :d
    ;d ;d ;d
    Last edited by Ramadhan; 07-01-2011 at 01:43 AM.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    All my base are belong to you!

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    In Soviet Ummah, love poem writes you!
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    that's what they tell me because I'm blind.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Husband gets on wifes nerves everyday.

    Wife says: For goodness sake you'll drive me to the grave you will!

    Husband says: Get in the car then ill drive you there now!
    Husband and Wife Saga.

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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Lol some of these are too funny
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    lol some of these are just halarious
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    maaannnn. Is this a reality? I thought marriage was suppose to be happy and ever lasting...
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    Please Make Dua' For Samiun..

    “Whoever records a biography of a believer, it is as though he has brought him or her back to life.” - Imam Al-Sakhawi
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Gosh, too right on all counts sometimes. I'll tell you guys that. :P
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Futuwwa View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    All my base are belong to you!

    THAT was funny!!!!!
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    Haha, great post
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    first man says proudly to the other: " my wife is an angel".
    second man: "your lucky mines still alive.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
    A rumour.
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.



    What's the difference between a woman and a magnet?

    The magnet has a positive side.
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    And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.”
    [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]


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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.


    Thanks for the laugh...funny thread!
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    Re: Husband and Wife Saga.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Revert 2010 View Post
    What do you call a handsome,intelligent and senstive man?
    A rumour.
    zAk.......
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