Is Your PC male or female? Lol

**Al-bint** · 01-14-2012

Salaam Alaikum!
Many people might already know this, but I just shared it for fun
Do the following test and share the result

Is your computer “male” or “female”??
1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I trust you"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Open the file ...
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy and If you hear a female voice, you have a girl!

P.S-- My PC is female

Hope everyone enjoys this!
wasalaam

**Al-bint** · 01-16-2012

Originally Posted by $tranger

No-wonder why PCs are useless...

Offensive :/ :/
As if male ones have done any wonders

wasalaam!

**Signor** · 01-19-2012

oH yeaH!Male with a Male Computer

Thanks PC you saved from being embarrassed..muaah

**Who Am I?** · 01-19-2012

My computer is sick.

Well, one of them is anyway. I have a backup one that I am using for the time being, until I can take my main PC to the shop.

They don't have genders though.

**Abz2000** · 01-21-2012

see if you can install xp on it scimi

**Paprika** · 01-27-2012

Mine is femail, her name is papita, she has frequent mood swings...

**'Abd Al-Maajid** · 01-27-2012

Originally Posted by Paprika

Mine is femail, her name is papita, she has frequent mood swings...

Papita? you mean Papaya?

**Haya emaan** · 01-27-2012

i got my notebook repaired and checked it, its female... yeeeee

**~Zaria~** · 01-27-2012

I cant believe I actually tried this out.....

This may be a clue that Im spending too much time on this forum, lol

In any case - my laptop is female

No surprise....she often 'freezes' at the most inconvenient moments, the keyboard self-locks, and her folders are as muddled up as her owner!

But at least she 'trusts me', lol!

Her predecessor wasnt as lucky though.......he/ she unfortunately didnt survive the coke spill over the keypad

Salaam

**Who Am I?** · 01-27-2012

You should see my keyboard at work. I have spilled soda, tea, water, and a whole cup of blue cheese dressing all over it.

Yet it still works, dammit.

So no new keyboard for me.

**'Abd Al-Maajid** · 01-28-2012

I think XPs are males and Vistas & Windows 7s are females...

**CosmicPathos** · 01-28-2012

mine is hermaphrodite. Who knew I'd have to see these days.

**Sothis Girl** · 01-28-2012

LOL...a boy!!!

I knew it! I've named it "Cheeyo" and call him "my handsome little boy"

**Haya emaan** · 01-28-2012

Originally Posted by 'Abd Al-Maajid

I think XPs are males and Vistas & Windows 7s are females...

seems so..
the one i checked previously was XP and was a male, mine has win 7 and is a female..

**joyous fairy** · 01-29-2012

Originally Posted by CosmicPathos

mine is hermaphrodite. Who knew I'd have to see these days.

LOL that made me laugh.

**Al-bint** · 02-01-2012

joyous fairy, Why are you sad?

Hence the well known fact is proved to be true yet again that females are more in population than the males

jazakallah khairn!

**Periwinkle18** · 02-26-2012

my house lappy is a female

havn't checkd my skool notebook yet

**Periwinkle18** · 02-26-2012

yayyyyyyyyyyy my notebook is a female too

**'Abd Al-Maajid** · 02-26-2012

Both my PCand laptop are male.

**Innocent Soul** · 02-26-2012

Originally Posted by muslima haya

the one i checked previously was XP and was a male, mine has win 7 and is a female..

Mine is Windows 7 and a female.

**Scimitar** · 02-26-2012

makes sense... Men cant multi task (for us, multitasking means messing up sever things at once) No wonder Vista is a male bwahahahaaaa...

...And we all know that women can multitaks quite well... and win7 is female... and pretty much a decent OS.

Scimi