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    As'Salaamu Alaaykum,

    I'm not sure if a similar thread exists, if so please link the thread..

    If not, please share your stories!
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Ya7ya View Post
    How common is it for kids to call their parents Uncle/Aunt, copying their cousins?
    my nephew calls his mother by her name he won't say mama
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18 View Post
    my nephew calls his mother by her name he won't say mama
    I have a 4 year old female cousin, and I tried several times to make her call her mommy and daddy with their first names, she never does.
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Ya7ya View Post
    Yea And he knows it annoys me, so he loves calling me that repeatedly.
    Then you must have nieces/nephews who call you uncle and probably he has learnt to call you uncle from them. He is smart. Annoys the one who annoys the annoying ones. How common is that?
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Ya7ya View Post
    Yea And he knows it annoys me, so he loves calling me that repeatedly.
    lol umm just let him call u tht don't get annoyed n he'll stop calling uncle.
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Ya7ya View Post
    And he knows it annoys me, so he loves calling me that repeatedly,
    So it seems he is going after his uncle (Tilmeez) I love you Ya7ya

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    Don't you dare punishing him or....
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    Once i called my teacher,"Mummy" She was wearing a hair clip just like my mother and that stuck in my mind.When i was about to call her to ask a question,i said "Ammi" instead of Teacher

    I never call my parents Uncle or Aunt but i call every old looking man or woman as Uncle and Aunt no matter they are green grocer or a beggar.There was a beggar who used to come every thursday and i called him Uncle.After sometime,my dad pointed out that every person here is Endy's Uncle and my nasty siblings picked that point After that,whenever that beggar arrives,my siblings start calling me to open the gate,your Uncle has come and every body starts laughing :grumbling
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    lol tht reminded me, i once called my math teacher khaloo (uncle) lol duno wht i was thinking
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    Hilarious

    I we were twins,you would be my 5 minutes elder sister I can see that you are one step forward Mashallah
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    lol

    hmm i dun want to be rude or anything buh i think we're going off topic this thread is abt children as i don't hav any i think i'll try to stay quiet(really hard for me) n read wht other ppl post
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    I can still talk off topic coz im a kid


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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    I used to call one of my teachers 'shalwar teacher'. :X I was in the kindergarten and her favorite student and I used to follow everywhere she goes, every class..
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd Al-Maajid View Post
    I used to call one of my teachers 'shalwar teacher'. I was in the kindergarten and her favorite student and I used to follow everywhere she goes, every class..
    omg lol shalwar couldnt u call her anything else
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    format_quote Originally Posted by Periwinkle18 View Post
    omg lol shalwar couldnt u call her anything else
    I dont know I was very small. My mom used to tell the stories...
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    AsSalaamu Alaaykum

    format_quote Originally Posted by Endymion View Post
    As my mom is not a part of this forum,can i share stories of her kids on behalf of her


    (Often she herself was a part of that story )
    Sure sis, go ahead!

    Forgot to mention you can share your stories of all children you've met in your life.

    Jazakallaahu Khaayr everyone!

    I remember having a convo with my little niece a year back, and she was pointing at my gold fish i had back then(which many of you may know about) and complimenting how cute my cat is ..meaning my gold fish..since i had only 1 at the time :/..

    I know it's not the funniest :/ but anyway..continue...
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    so many children and so many with children here.. some stories made me laugh...
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    when my lil bro was a toddler he's used to be a proper gremlin (but a cute gremlin), so when I used to hit him he'd go to my mum with one of her big healed shoes and say 'hit him, go on, hit him'
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    As'Salaamu Alaaykum

    Jazakallaahu Khaayr all for sharing your stories so far..

    The innocence of children is a such a blessing, masha'Allaah.
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    Re: Funny stories about your children

    the kids in my skool call me aunty im NOT that old. Duno y they just can't call me miss or teacher....guess aunty is just stuck in their heads
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    assalam o alikum
    the funny story of my children is that i don't have children because i am unmarried.
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