"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
A few days back my younger daughter started feeling pain in a cut on her finger at midnight. This cut is two months old and fully healed. After a little while she started crying as it was hurting. At first I applied my saliva with "Bismillah" and "things" were OK for some time. After a little while the "Wound" again started to pain now she was expecting something out of "Tube" - an ointment etc not knowing the fact that there were none at home. I got up and searched for "something".
I came back applied "Ointment" and it really worked and she was fast asleep in no time. My surprised wife asked me where did I find that ointment and I told her there was no ointment. "What did you apply on her finger then?"
why do parents have to(sometimes) tell about our weaknesses in front of people? Isn't that like backbiting? But since it is my parents, I don't really care cuz their the best in the world aside from Allah... and rasullah s.a.w.... especially mum..........................then dad
^^ That was the placebo effect brother Tilmeez. Clever masha Allah.
@Samiun - Masha Allah, but I only tell what I find cute about my son. I tell him not to feel embarrassed, but be happy your mother loves you so much, lol.
This story is about my dearly beloved brother, who was 4 at the time.
For starters, he was an extremely naughty little boy. So when my mum popped out for a bit, he was furious that she didn't take him with her.
(I don't where I was in all this). When my mum came back, she saw that the front room window had been smashed. So she asked my brother what had happened. He told her it was a "thidi". Sheedi means a black person. But he couldn't say sheedi, so he was like, "It was a thidi. A thidi did it!" (lol racist or what?) My poor mum who'd not long been in the UK, went to fetch the neighbour for help. The neighbour told her that if the window had been smashed from the outside, the glass would've fallen in. But it hadn't - suggesting that the window had been smashed from the inside. Yes, you got it. My brother had done it himself.
My brother has a dark complexion masha Allah. So the last time this story came up in a family gathering, I told him, he must've have seen his own reflection in the window and thought it was a 'thidi'.
My son feels embarrassed if I tell anyone anything about him. He's like, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... why do you have to share my life story with everyone ?"
It cracks me up every time
format_quote Originally Posted by Samiun
why do parents have to(sometimes) tell about our weaknesses in front of people? Isn't that like backbiting? But since it is my parents, I don't really care cuz their the best in the world aside from Allah... and rasullah s.a.w.... especially mum..........................then dad
Thats horrible when they do that specially when the incident is terribly stupid Like once i shaved off my eye brow,i was acting like daddy and i thought he used it on his entire face lol Its easy to tell people on the internet coz they live in my computer but facing the people outside computer can make you jump down the bridge sometimes
Thats horrible when they do that specially when the incident is terribly stupid Like once i shaved off my eye brow,i was acting like daddy and i thought he used it on his entire face lol Its easy to tell people on the internet coz they live in my computer but facing the people outside computer can make you jump down the bridge sometimes
You shaved off your eyebrow?????? LOL that's hilarious sis! Ok now I have to tell you this. Once I thought one of my brother's eyebrows was higher than the other. So I convinced him to let me wax it (astaghfirullah). Only the wax patch went over more hairs than I intended. And when I yanked it off, a good part of his eyebrow came off with it. Tawbah! I thought my poor brother was going to go in hiding until it grew back. But he let me fix the missing bit by colouring it in with my eyeliner pencil.
format_quote Originally Posted by Endymion
As my mom is not a part of this forum,can i share stories of her kids on behalf of her
(Often she herself was a part of that story )
A few days back my younger daughter started feeling pain in a cut on her finger at midnight. This cut is two months old and fully healed. After a little while she started crying as it was hurting. At first I applied my saliva with "Bismillah" and "things" were OK for some time. After a little while the "Wound" again started to pain now she was expecting something out of "Tube" - an ointment etc not knowing the fact that there were none at home. I got up and searched for "something".
I came back applied "Ointment" and it really worked and she was fast asleep in no time. My surprised wife asked me where did I find that ointment and I told her there was no ointment. "What did you apply on her finger then?"
Toothpaste, I told her.
OMG lolz
This thread made me s.m.i.l.e alhumdulillah i feel better now looking forward to read more funny stories
Last edited by Periwinkle18; 03-15-2012 at 05:12 PM.
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.” [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]
i do reading with the 3 yr olds in my skool so once the other teacher was reading a book about a dentist and how teeth should be clean n all n one of the boys looked at her and said ur teeth r very yellow
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
One day me and my brother and baby sister were in the basement and there was a booster step turned over lying on the ground and she had to go pee. She was potty training and thought that it was her potty so she ran all the way to the booster step and when she pulled down her pull-ups we ran after her but it was too late.
A few days back my younger daughter started feeling pain in a cut on her finger at midnight. This cut is two months old and fully healed. After a little while she started crying as it was hurting. At first I applied my saliva with "Bismillah" and "things" were OK for some time. After a little while the "Wound" again started to pain now she was expecting something out of "Tube" - an ointment etc not knowing the fact that there were none at home. I got up and searched for "something".
I came back applied "Ointment" and it really worked and she was fast asleep in no time. My surprised wife asked me where did I find that ointment and I told her there was no ointment. "What did you apply on her finger then?"
Toothpaste, I told her.
So you learnt something about a child's instinct that day...
You shaved off your eyebrow?????? LOL that's hilarious sis! Ok now I have to tell you this. Once I thought one of my brother's eyebrows was higher than the other. So I convinced him to let me wax it (astaghfirullah). Only the wax patch went over more hairs than I intended. And when I yanked it off, a good part of his eyebrow came off with it. Tawbah! I thought my poor brother was going to go in hiding until it grew back. But he let me fix the missing bit by colouring it in with my eyeliner pencil.
Alhamdulillah,there are others like me on planet earth
I was 5 or 6 that time and i used to copy my father.He was shaving his face and when he went out,i jumped in and put up the razor.I didn't know why they use it and i thought he wiped it all over his face so i took a start from my forehead.I was in the middle of it when my mother called me.I stopped it over there coz it wasn't fun [and i didn't know the fun would start after it ] When i reached to mommy,she looked at my face and she was like,Oh my goodness where is your eye brow
Later,she fixed it with her Kajal till it grew but i always have to be around when ever she starts talking about my childhood coz she never forget to mention this one
I was 5 or 6 that time and i used to copy my father.He was shaving his face and when he went out,i jumped in and put up the razor.I didn't know why they use it and i thought he wiped it all over his face so i took a start from my forehead.I was in the middle of it when my mother called me.I stopped it over there coz it wasn't fun [and i didn't know the fun would start after it ] When i reached to mommy,she looked at my face and she was like,Oh my goodness where is your eye brow
Later,she fixed it with her Kajal till it grew but i always have to be around when ever she starts talking about my childhood coz she never forget to mention this one
lol my mum tells me i didn't hav eye brows wen i was born she used an eye pencil n made the shape.
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
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This cut is two months old and fully healed. After a little while she started crying as it was hurting. At first I applied my saliva with "Bismillah" and "things" were OK for some time. After a little while the "Wound" again started to pain
now she was expecting something out of "Tube" - an ointment etc not knowing the fact that there were none at home. I got up and searched for "something".
why do parents have to(sometimes) tell about our weaknesses in front of people? Isn't that like backbiting? But since it is my parents, I don't really care cuz their the best in the world
aside from Allah... and rasullah s.a.w.... especially mum..........................then dad
My son feels embarrassed if I tell anyone anything about him. He's like, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... why do you have to share my life story with everyoneIts easy to tell people on the internet coz they live in my computer but facing the people outside computer can make you jump down the bridge sometimes
] When i reached to mommy,she looked at my face and she was like,Oh my goodness where is your eye brow
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