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    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD (OP)


    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Makeup
    Makeup who?
    People are trying to make up their minds!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Who the one you're talking to?



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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Jslayton View Post
    Okay this one is a bit lame but here you go...

    Knock knock
    whos there ?

    Goat
    Goat who ?

    Goat tee thats who
    ;p
    Haha, someone really likes goats jk.

    Under the theme of goats:

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Goat.
    Goat who?
    Goat to the door and find out!

    Some random ones which aren't too bad

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Repeat.
    Repeat who?
    Who Who Who!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Nobel.
    Nobel who?
    Nobel, that's why I knocked!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Radio.
    Radio Who ?
    Radio not, here I come!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Waiter.
    Waiter who?
    Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    knock knock
    whos there
    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Harry
    Harry
    who?
    Harry up and open the door


    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Wooden
    Wooden who?
    Wooden you like to know

    Who's there?
    Ken
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in?
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by WRITER View Post
    knock knock
    whos there
    who is there???
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Jslayton View Post
    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Harry
    Harry
    who?
    Harry up and open the door


    Knock Knock?
    Who's there?
    Wooden
    Wooden who?
    Wooden you like to know

    Who's there?
    Ken
    Ken who?
    Ken I come in?
    Haha nice one!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    keep em coming lads, corny jokes rule
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a bad joke!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Turnip
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the
    heat, it's freezing in here!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Luke
    Luke who?
    Luke through the
    window and find out!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Jslayton View Post
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a bad joke!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Turnip
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the
    heat, it's freezing in here!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Luke
    Luke who?
    Luke through the
    window and find out!


    Knock-Knock
    Who's there?
    hafsa
    hafsa who?
    hafsam (have some)patience ,i'll tell you in a mo.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Rita
    Rita Who?
    Rita book, you might learn something

    last one for today :P
    might learn something!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Jslayton View Post
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Rita
    Rita Who?
    Rita book, you might learn something

    last one for today :P
    might learn something!
    same.


    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Ice cream !
    Ice cream who ?
    Ice cream if you don't let me in !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Water !
    Water who ?
    Water way to answer the door !

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Cash !
    Cash who ?
    Cash me if you can !

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You're welcome!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Wire.
    Wire who?
    Why are you asking?

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing in my house?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I'm fine, Hawaii you?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Cash !
    Cash who ?
    I knew you were nuts !

    Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Fun isnt it ? to let loose with humor once and awhile
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iceee View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears.
    Britney Spears who?

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?

    Britney Spears who?
    Oops I did it again!
    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    A little girl.
    A little girl who?
    A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell!
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by WRITER View Post
    lol. i thinkk i just got younger a couple of decades!!!
    yup feel the same reading all these knock knock jokes lol
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owl who?
    Owl always love you lol
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by specs View Post
    Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Owl who?
    Owl always love you lol
    Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love ya too




    Brilliant jokes, people.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    This is an old one;

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Barbie
    Barbie who?
    Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    Doctor Who!



    Cheese-y jokes or what.

    Lol
    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    format_quote Originally Posted by Qurratul Ayn View Post
    Aaaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love ya too
    aw how cute made me smile lol


    format_quote Originally Posted by Qurratul Ayn View Post
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Barbie
    Barbie who?
    Barbie-cue (Barbecue)

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    Doctor Who!
    not actually heard the barbie one before lol but the doctor one yup.

    Mewtew: Knock knock.
    Trainer: Who's there?
    Mewtew: Mewt.
    Trainer: Mewt who?
    Mewtwo: Yes.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by specs View Post
    Mewtew: Knock knock.
    Trainer: Who's there?
    Mewtew: Mewt.
    Trainer: Mewt who?
    Mewtwo: Yes.
    Pokemon joke!!! Classic or what?!

    :awesome:
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    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Oswald
    Oswald who
    Oswald my gum
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