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    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD (OP)


    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Makeup
    Makeup who?
    People are trying to make up their minds!

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Who
    Who who?
    Who the one you're talking to?



    share your knock knock jokes too

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Yu
    who are you!!?
    I told you I am Yu.

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    More knock knock jokes!
    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    ^ I LOVE YOUR KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Gimme more! Please...
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now

    Knock knock

    who'se there?

    Terra

    Terra who?

    terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya (ooh that was pretty good)

    Scimi
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Don't get it...
    knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Knock Knock

    Who is there?

    Robin

    Robin who?

    And batman too! nananananana

    ----

    Not the best one, but this is my first attempt.
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow View Post
    Don't get it...
    ooops, ignore what I wrote earlier, I was thinking you was referring to the norfolk joke...

    ...The Terra Baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhool ghaya = "your father, open the door, i forgot the key" in urdu/hindi

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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    hehe, that's the only one I know. I'll have to make one up now

    Knock knock

    who'se there?

    Terra

    Terra who?

    terra baap, darwaza khol, chaabi bhoolgaya (ooh that was pretty good)

    Scimi


    Cracked me up. And, yep, it was pretty good.
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    "Then which of the favours of Your Lord will ye deny?"
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    Old time classic (well to me)
    Q-Knock Knock
    A-Who's there?
    Q-Dr
    A-Dr who?
    DR WHOOOOO!!! *insert theme tune*


    Q- Knock knock

    A-Who's there?
    Q-I eat mop
    A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd
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    Re: knock knock jokes :D post yours too xD

    format_quote Originally Posted by username95 View Post
    Q- Knock knock
    A-Who's there?
    Q-I eat mop
    A-I eat mop who ....lol say it out louuuuudd
    love it! haha!!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Wanda
    Wanda who?
    Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Doris
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
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    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    A bear with a hat on.
    A bear with a hat on?! Cool!
    (door opens, man is mauled)

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    A beach ball.
    A talking beach ball?! I've gotta see this!
    (door opens, multiple gun shots)

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Santa Claus.
    Santa Claus? At this hour?!
    (door opens, man pushes his way inside and takes stuff)
    Have a safe holiday everyone.

    1. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!

    6. Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Madam.
    Madam who?
    Madam foot got caught in the door!
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    assalam o alikum
    Yesterday i was reading a joke received on my cell phone. i will share it here. but within that joke i want to leave a message here... may be it sound funny. but .. anyways! lets start
    " Aik sardar restuarnat mai tea pee raha tha
    kay kisi ne us se kaha
    Sardar G tea mai makhi hai
    Sardar ne jawab dia phir kia huwa
    Dil bara hona chahye Makhi ne kitna pee lena hai "

    now i want to share here that, we should try that if someone is getting benefits from us because of its helplessness then we should co-operate with them whole heartily
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    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

    Knock, knock,
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you!

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ivor.
    Ivor who?
    Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window.
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    Knock knowk
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    hee
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, its overflowing!

    knock knock
    whos there?
    Noah
    Noah who?
    Noah good place we can get some food?
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    knock knock

    whose there?

    Aslam

    Aslam who?

    Aslam lekum
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