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    I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

    Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

    I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.

    Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.

    I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.

    I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

    I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

    Could not log on to indianchild.com.

    A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.

    I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

    The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

    Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drown.

    I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now.

    My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

    I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.




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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...


    Im soooo gonna be using sum of those Jazakallah
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    'We ran out of Charmin'
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    I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
    *touch* Dats sik lol
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    Student: "Teacher is it right to punish a person for something they did not do?"


    Teacher: "No, of course not."


    Student: "Good, I didn't do my homework."
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    ^ Good one Uncle woodrow
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    format_quote Originally Posted by truemuslim View Post



    My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.






    good one
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    "I did such a great job on it, My mother stuck it on the refrigerator and I can't get it off."

    "It was so good it was published as an article in the encyclopedia, and the copyright laws won't let me bring it to school."
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    OMG, when I was in grammar school, I actually used this one:

    I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.

    Except I said it was in my pants pocket.

    My teacher actually believed me, and let me bring it in the next day. It was an essay.
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    lol ^^^... today when i dunt do assignments or projects all i gotta do is tell them a million excuses... if its a project worth a grade i use the emergency excuse.lol.i do everything last minute.
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.


    LOL! That one is hilarious!
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    lol.. really funny, but i dount I would ever have the guts to use em!!
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    good excuses but i never lie to my teachers so as soon as they ask me where my homework is i replie and say i am going to tell u the true i didnt do it because i was watching something in tv which i couldn't stop watching it till it finished but i promise u that i will do it. so the teacher says ok because u were truthful i will let u of but remeber to do it.

    telling the true gives u less punshiments.
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    It's against my religion to do homework on a day in ending with ''y''.
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    *Acausal synchronicity*

    Please make du'a for my mom and Dad.
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    all days end in "y" so when r u actually allowed to do ur homework. but to be honest with u that saves u much time lucky u
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    LOOOl.. there sum funny excuses..

    gonna be suing them big timee ..
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    Haha last one is funny as!


    format_quote Originally Posted by Sister-Ameena* View Post
    It's against my religion to do homework on a day in ending with ''y''.
    ROFL! You know, someone might actually believe this - you won't believe how many people these days know nothing about religion. One of my friends used the "against my religion" lie once and they believed it, though I can't remember exactly what it was.

    By the way starter of this thread, you missed the most simple excuses.

    1) My printer broke.
    2) My printer ran out of ink.
    3) What homework?
    4) I thought you said it was for next Tuesday...
    5) I left it at home.

    1, 4 and 5 have always worked for me .
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    Re: Excuses for not doing your homework...

    format_quote Originally Posted by HelloImAli View Post
    Haha last one is funny as!


    1) My printer broke.
    2) My printer ran out of ink.
    3) What homework?
    4) I thought you said it was for next Tuesday...
    5) I left it at home.

    1, 4 and 5 have always worked for me .
    my mate always used to use them but at the end the teachers got fed up with her so they didnt acept them excuses anymore. they are still good though especially if u use them on new teachers
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    format_quote Originally Posted by najla93 View Post
    my mate always used to use them but at the end the teachers got fed up with her so they didnt acept them excuses anymore. they are still good though especially if u use them on new teachers
    Lol, yeah new teachers are soo gullable .
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    true
    Excuses for not doing your homework...

    Three simple rules in life:

    1) If you do not go after what you want, you will never have it
    2) If you don't ask, the answer will always be no.
    3) If you do not step forward, you'll always be in the same place
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