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    I don't know why, but I have an interest for lame jokes. Here's one:

    Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

    THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by fyi View Post
    Here's a lame joke:



    That was the lamest lame joke I have ever seen.
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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    That was the lamest lame joke I have ever seen.
    So where is my trophee? Or atleast a medal?
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    Re: Lame Jokes


    • What do you call a sad cup of coffee?


      Depresso.



      Why do shoemakers go to heaven?


      Because they have good soles.




      Why was the stadium so cold?


      Because there were a lot of fans.






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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by fyi View Post
    So where is my trophee? Or atleast a medal?
    We laughed at your post. Isn´t it quite good reward? Specially in the jokes section.
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    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.



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    What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?


    I don't wanna be Obama self.

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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    We laughed at your post. Isn´t it quite good reward? Specially in the jokes section.

    I want money!!




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    Re: Lame Jokes

    I knew it!
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    Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

    because they got lost at C!


    What did one plate say to the other?


    Lunch is on me.
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    Re: Lame Jokes

    South Wales joke against North Walians:

    Dai and Ianto were walking down the high street in Bala when they came to a cakeshop. In the window was a huge chocolate sponge. ‘Quick!’ said Dai..’Get in there right now and buy that cake. We can have half each.’

    ‘Don’t be daft, mun,’ said Ianto. ‘With a cake as big as that we can have more than half each!’

    North Wales joke against us South Walians:

    What’s the difference between a South Walian and his photograph?....The photo is fully developed.

    (We love each other, really).
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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by Niblo View Post

    (We love each other, really).
    Do you love the other Brits?
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    format_quote Originally Posted by anatolian View Post
    Do you love the other Brits?
    But of course.....except when they beatus at rugby
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    What is red and smells like blue paint?

    Red paint.
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    Re: Lame Jokes

    format_quote Originally Posted by Niblo View Post
    But of course.....except when they beatus at rugby
    You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer

    I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
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    ^ Please brothers, if you are going to talk here about some serious matters, try to keep it as lame as possible.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    ^ Please brothers, if you are going to talk here about some serious matters, try to keep it as lame as possible.
    I have been to Wales, it was pretty lame.

    Sorry Niblo.

    Actually, I really enjoyed my time there. I got to see Cardiff and Thattownwithareallylongnamethatisalljumbledtogethe randnoonecansayitexceptthatbritishweathermanonyout ubebutanywaysitwasgreat.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Aryeh Jay View Post
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    Red paint.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Aryeh Jay View Post
    I have been to Wales, it was pretty lame.

    Sorry Niblo.

    Actually, I really enjoyed my time there. I got to see Cardiff and Thattownwithareallylongnamethatisalljumbledtogethe randnoonecansayitexceptthatbritishweathermanonyout ubebutanywaysitwasgreat.
    Ah, that would be ‘Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysi liogogogoch’ (Saint Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St. Tysilio of the red cave).

    Us Welsh have a way with words.

    As for Cardiff: Never considered to be truly Welsh in my day. Valley folk were appalled when it was made the capital city. That honour ought to have gone to Swansea or Aberystwyth (it was felt). Better to cut Cardiff off of Wales altogether, and float it across the Bristol Channel to England (it was said). Time has moved on, and the city is a wee bit more Welshy these days. But still………….

    Right: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually……the Rottweiler lets go! (BBC Programme: ‘Jews Telling Jokes’).

    Have a great weekend, and very best regards.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by anatolian View Post
    You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer

    I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
    My reply to you has been moved to a new thread: To Wales and beyond.

    I've not been ignoring you, brother.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by anatolian View Post
    You were great in Euro 2016 if you like soccer

    I am curious of the relations between the folks of Britain. For example, is there a general negative perception against the English within the Welsh, or Scots or Irish or vice versa? Are you for a separate Wales or as it is within the UK?
    Whoops.....'Of Wales and beyond'
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