My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started...
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started...
Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!
Now the man finds a magic lamp and rubs it, out pops the genie, and says, I will grant you one wish.
The man said, I have always wanted to go to America, but am scared of flying, and I get sea sick on boats, build me a bridge between London and New York.
The genie said, that is a mammoth task you are setting me, don't you have something a little easier.
The man said, explain to me how women's minds work.
The genie pondered the choices and said, and what colour do you want this bridge?
There was a father who called his 5 small children together.As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle.He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them, "who is the most obedient?"Five sets of eyes looked up at him.Sensing that they didn't understand the word he then asked, "Ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?"One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father."You win!" exclaimed the child.
Eritrean men ordered to marry two wives or risk jail
.....the Eritrean department of Religious Affairs has decided on the following .”
.... every man shall marry at least two women and the man who refuses to do so shall be subjected to life imprisonment with hard labour. “The woman who tries to prevent her husband from marrying another wife shall be punished to life imprisonment
The mother of all appliances, the answer to the woes of all young housewives !!!!!!!
A ROTI MACHINE
Note: can be hidden in a cupboard. no one needs to know about it
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started...My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'I bought her a weighing scale.And then the fight started...When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.So, I took her to a petrol pumpAnd then the fight started...My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'And then the fight started...I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."So I took her to the kitchen.And then the fight started...Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to allI sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!
No, I'll not show your post to my wife because................?
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