why do couples fight

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Yesterday I gave him some food, today he gave me a book “How to Cook”!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started...

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

format_quote Originally Posted by farhan

My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'

I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started...

brother you should get married

Assalamu Alaykum,

These are hilarious. And you'd think men would have learnt by now the principle of 'golden silence' for a happy marriage, most of these hypothetical arguments could have been prevented by the husband staying quiet, no?

format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb

Does anyone dare to get marry anymore after reading this thread?

yes @farhan does. He thinks he's missing on all the cool banter he's posting here
Init @farhan

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents house.

And then the fight started...

Just for laughs

"A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "the one in the middle."

He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, "How do you know?!"

The mother replies, "I don't like her"

via - Sheikh Alaa Elsayed

Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife :at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband : turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye

Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?

Wife: at home love

Husband: are you sure?

Wife: yes

Husband: turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee

Husband: ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”

Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender

Then the fight started...

Meaning of 9 words Women use ..

1. 'FINE'
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. 'FIVE MINUTES'
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. 'NOTHING'
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. 'GO AHEAD'
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. 'LOUD SIGH'
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6. 'THAT'S OKAY'
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. 'THANKS'
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’. That will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8. 'WHATEVER'
Is a woman’s way of saying…the meaning is not in the dictionary coming from a woman!

9. 'DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT..I GOT IT'
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Smile it's Sunnah .

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