My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started...
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started...
Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!
Husband- When I got mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife- I clean the toilet.
Husband- How does that help?
Wife- I use your toothbrush
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him up at 5.00 AM for an early morning buisness flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5.00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The net morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said: "Its 5.00 AM. Wake up."
Two women came before wise a King, dragging between them a young man. ‘This young man agreed to marry my daughter,’ said one.
‘No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,’ said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence.
‘Bring me my biggest sword,’ said the king, ‘and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half.’
‘Sounds good to me,’ said the first lady.
But the other woman said, ‘Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.’
The wise king did not hesitate a moment. ‘This man must marry the first lady’s daughter,’ he proclaimed.
‘But she was willing to hew him in two!’ exclaimed the king’s court.
‘Indeed,’ said wise King. ‘That shows she is the true mother-in-law.’
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure! After ten years of widowhood, I remarried. Leaving work one wintry evening, I told a colleague that it was very gratifying to once again have someone worry about me if the roads were icy. My new husband would be awaiting my arrival, I said, and would hurry out to meet me at the car.
I couldn't have been more right. As I pulled into the driveway, my husband burst out the door and came up to me. Rubbing our new car, he anxiously queried, "Did you get salt on it?"
Last edited by Muslim Woman; 11-19-2015 at 06:31 AM.
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured: " You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said: "You're cute." Startled, she asked him
what happened to "beautiful?" "the drugs are wearing off,"
Couples fight because they may have a hard time understanding one another, hence the reason why you should be willing to compromise some things when getting married and should also be willing to put some effort in your marriage, it ain't rainbows and sunshine, the marriage itself and the most beautiful thing about it is the hard work both parties commit too, to achieve the ultimate goal which is to seek the pleasure of Allah azj
When a husband fights with his wife, it´s better to give up on the first hand. If not, husband might find out that they made a compromise. This is one compromise:
Last edited by sister herb; 11-23-2015 at 09:05 AM.
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