My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started...
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'
And then the fight started...
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started...
Dedicated to all married couples... But don't send to all
I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started!!
Wife: My husband is going on a cooking show to showcase our new recipe!
Wife's friend: That's great let's tune in.
*Turns on TV*
Husband: My family's recipe for super fantasticilicious lasagna has been handed down for generations:
1. Collect the freshest ingredients
2. Find a woman cook it
3. Eat
Ouch. Although this is extremely unjustified (the poor man was hungry) - I admit I do not like making rotis, they are labour-intensive and difficult and if I ever get married I want a roti-maker. One of those automatic ones
Asalamualykum yes the above one is very sweet Alhamdulilah.
My younger sister and me have been reading most of the posts on this thread and today Alhamdulilah we went for a drive and she commented the fight starts with me & my other sister when she sister starts driving.
Me: Check your rear mirror
Sister who's driving: I did! Were you paying attention to where i looked?
Me: No, but don't forget your observations before you move the vehicle.
I think all drivers are keen to share their tips. Alhamdulilah.
Pain and hardships allow you to grow spiritually Alhamdulilah so smile when a so called calamity befalls upon you.
Alhamdulilah Allah swt is the greatest.
Pain and hardships allow you to grow spiritually Alhamdulilah so smile when a so called calamity befalls upon you.
Alhamdulilah Allah swt is the greatest.
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An Imam announced that if a wife doesn't
wake her husband for Fajr, then the Masjid
administration will pay for his second
marriage.
The people in that neighborhood said that
Fajr prayer became more crowded than
Jumaah!!
'So a husband is about to break his fast in Ramadan. His wife is in the kitchen preparing food and he sits on the prayer mat to make dua before iftar. His wife is listening to him.
The husband has a friend who needs a wife and he says "O Allah , get my friend married." His wife says "Be careful Zawj with your words , this is the time duas are answered."
The husband paused and then said "O Allah grant my friend a young beautiful pious wife." Upon hearing this the wife ran out of the kitchen and hit him in the back of the head with the rolling pin. The husband shouted "What's wrong with you I'm only making dua for my friend." His wife replied "I know what your up to!"
"What's wrong with making such a dua?!" the husband asked. She replied "Don't think I'm stupid! Do you think I haven't heard the Hadith which says when you make dua for your Muslim brother there's an angel behind your back that says "May Allah give you the same!"
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