why do couples fight

Here's another one.

Wife: "Honey, do you see me in your dreams?"

Husband: "No."

Wife: "Why not?"

Husband: "I read Ayat al-Kursi before I go to sleep."

another

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him up at 5.00 AM for an early morning buisness flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE) he wrote on a piece of paper: "Please wake me at 5.00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The net morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said: "Its 5.00 AM. Wake up."

Here's some by Shaykh Zahir Mahmood .

1) Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law
“Your product not cooking food properly”

Smart Mother-in-law replied
“Product sold, Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible”.


2) A wife scolded a husband for making dua that his friend finds a wife.

Husband: “He’s single!!”

Wife: “Don’t you know the angel says ameen & same for you!”


3) Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”

Mom said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.”

classic thread, ill keep a look out for this thread

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Two women came before wise a King, dragging between them a young man. ‘This young man agreed to marry my daughter,’ said one.

‘No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,’ said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence.

‘Bring me my biggest sword,’ said the king, ‘and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half.’

‘Sounds good to me,’ said the first lady.
But the other woman said, ‘Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.’

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. ‘This man must marry the first lady’s daughter,’ he proclaimed.
‘But she was willing to hew him in two!’ exclaimed the king’s court.

‘Indeed,’ said wise King. ‘That shows she is the true mother-in-law.’

Funny short ones by Sheikh Alaa Elsayed :

1) Husband: I have the last word in this house. It’s usually “yes ma’am”

2) “Marriage should be like a workshop, the husband works, and the wife shops.”

3) “Sisters: if you treat your husband like you treat your cat, he’ll never leave home.”

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured: " You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said: "You're cute." Startled, she asked him
what happened to "beautiful?" "the drugs are wearing off,"

couples fight because it keeps the marriage alive

Man: " I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes but would you stay there?"

Man: " I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: " Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Some funny ones I read I'm sharing with ya!

1. They were married for better or for worse.
He couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.

2. It must have been love at first sight.
If she had taken a second look, she’d have turned and run.

3. She’ll never forget the first time they met. But she’s trying hard.

4. A fortuneteller told her she’d be a widow soon.
that her husband would die by poisoning, and she asked; “Will I be acquitted?”

5. He promised her a convertible after they got married and he’s kept his promise.
She’s wheeling a baby carriage with the top down.

6. He gave his secretary a fur coat to keep her warm,
and then had to give his wife one to keep her cool.

The moon and stars .