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    Q: Assalaamu Alaikum Respected Shaikh

    I'm 90 years old and I've never kept even one fast in Ramadan in all these years. I realise my mistake and want to give kaffarah (expiation). What should I do?

    A: You are in very deep trouble, my brother. Your kaffarah is one of three things:

    1) You need to fast continuously for two hundred years; or

    2) You need to provide a meal for the whole of China; and if you can not do the above

    3) You need to free Palestine!!

    The old man fainted.
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    Re: The Best Fatwa Ever!

    haha, Can't blame him.
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