A husband and wife, instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force, agreed to rather settle their issues in a poetic way.
Here goes :
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack !!
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, so he created YOU !!
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are ;
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far !!
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you? !!
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo !!
Husband :
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage, but laughing at you!!
And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.” [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]
And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.” [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]
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