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    Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

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    A husband and wife, instead of resorting to shouting, abusing or physical force, agreed to rather settle their issues in a poetic way.

    Here goes :
    WIFE:
    I wrote your name on sand, it got washed..
    I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
    Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got a Heart Attack !!

    HUSBAND:
    God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
    He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
    He saw me in the dark, he created light.
    He saw me without problems, so he created YOU !!

    WIFE:
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    You should know what you are ;
    And once you know what you are
    Mental hospital is not so far !!

    HUSBAND:
    The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass and flowers too.
    If rain makes all things beautiful
    Why doesn't it rain on you? !!

    WIFE:
    Roses are red; Violets are blue
    Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo !!

    Husband :
    Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
    Not in cage, but laughing at you!!

    Who do you think is a better genius ?
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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    The husband.

    He
    Understands
    Situations
    Better
    And
    Never
    Disappears

    Without
    Information
    Fighting
    Everyday
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    And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.”
    [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]


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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    SubhanAllah, we sisters need to find a fitting reply to that.

    But it is cute, so is banter between a husband and wife - so long as it stays banter.
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    Ya Muqallib al-Quloob, Thabbit Qalbi Ala Deenik
    Oh turner of the Hearts make my heart firm on Your Deen


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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    format_quote Originally Posted by 'Abd-al Latif View Post
    Without
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    Fighting
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    Don't you mean?

    Wired
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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    Wondrous
    Infinite
    Forever
    Exultation,
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    Ya Muqallib al-Quloob, Thabbit Qalbi Ala Deenik
    Oh turner of the Hearts make my heart firm on Your Deen


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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    format_quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Wondrous
    Infinite
    Forever
    Exultation,
    Or...

    Washing
    Ironing
    Food
    and Entertainment.

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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    format_quote Originally Posted by farhan View Post
    Or...

    Washing
    Ironing
    Food
    and Entertainment.

    Or in your case

    With
    Idiot
    For
    Ever
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    And verily for everything that a slave loses there is a substitute, but the one who loses Allah will never find anything to replace Him.”
    [Related by Ibn al-Qayyim in ad-Dâ' wad-Dawâ Fasl 49]


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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    was that a reference to Spongebob Squarepants, brother?
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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    format_quote Originally Posted by farhan View Post
    Don't you mean?

    Wired
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    was that a reference to spongebob squarepants, brother?
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    Re: Cute way for Couples to argue with one another

    The husbo was on fire
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