Still alive. Returning to the IB. I got few refugees with me. Be sure that the shelters, cookies and milk are ready. I need them too.
All taken care of for refugees. As for troopers (ie. you) due to budgetary constraints - you will have Water soup (with old veggies) and stale bread.
Well done Trooper.
By the way, as part of our appreciation for your sacrifice - we have upgraded your bed in the barracks. You know have a full blanket instead of the standard half blanket issue.
No news yet. Waiting for updates from brother Sajid.
format_quote Originally Posted by sister herb
Still alive. Returning to the IB. I got few refugees with me. Be sure that the shelters, cookies and milk are ready. I need them too.
! In appreciation of your excellent work, we announce
@sister herb
to be the new Captain, and
@Supernova
is dismissed for giving out the wrong map. He can join as a trooper if interested.
Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
No news yet. Waiting for updates from brother Sajid.
! In appreciation of your excellent work, we announce @sister herb to be the new Captain, and @Supernova is dismissed for giving out the wrong map. He can join as a trooper if interested.
Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
After all my years of service - this is what it comes down to !
BIG DEAL i mistakenly sent her to a Island in Polynesia with a Tribe of Cannibals
BIG DEAL I only equipped her with only a Anti-virus Stun gun (Made in China)
BIG DEAL I suited her up with warm thermal clothing on an Island that was 49 deg Celsius
BIG DEAL I only gave her a rowing boat for transport
BIG DEAL the recovery tracking device malfunctioned in 1 hour since commencement of Mission
BIG DEAL Her extraction transport Heli never pitch up
BIG DEAL I suited her up with warm thermal clothing on an Island that was 49 deg Celsius
I DEMAND A TRIBUNAL HEARING
That´s very fair demand.
Commander-in-chief just sended information that your tribunal hearing will be held in the IB special branch in the Iceland. Your rucksack is already packed - with the suitable clothes like the sunhat, shorts and t-shirts. Have a comfortable journey.
From Occupied Palestine:
We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.
Commander-in-chief just sended information that your tribunal hearing will be held in the IB special branch in the Iceland. Your rucksack is already packed - with the suitable clothes like the sunhat, shorts and t-shirts. Have a comfortable journey.
Its ok Captain and congratulations on your newly appointed post.
Ok, I as the new Captain give you a task to recruit cleaning troops from the Ummah refugees to make sure that route between the IB to the Ummah and back is a virusfree zone. Brooms and buckets are avalaible.
Scimitar and Grandad, take your positions at whatever role you want to get assigned to yourselves. All are welcome. Let the UF refugees have a nice and comfy shelter here.
Hey, wait... I was always the proverbial Coffee Meister, and inherited that title from uncle woodrow. And I aint budging.
Anyone heard from the grandmaster woodrow? I sure do miss him.
grandad, your turn!!!
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format_quote Originally Posted by Grandad
Now that's a plan! Cheers
Got it
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format_quote Originally Posted by Grandad
Two, please. I'm on a diet.
Never thought I'd say this, but so am I i miss that six pack (on my stomach, not the alcoholic kind but the ripped muscular kind)
You have 100% support from the base station "The Earth". A bag of special cookies is packed to your space ship. Are you ready to take off?
The whole IB Forum stands behind of you. Have a safe journey. (If you´ll find a mailbox from the outer space, please send your news back to the Earth.)
From Occupied Palestine:
We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.
You have 100% support from the base station "The Earth". A bag of special cookies is packed to your space ship. Are you ready to take off?
The whole IB Forum stands behind of you. Have a safe journey. (If you´ll find a mailbox from the outer space, please send your news back to the Earth.)
Thank you Cap .....Err...I mean Captain
Inventory Check in Process
Spaceship - check
Lasers - check
Burgers - check
Space suit - check
Anti-Virus Capsule Version X.0 check
Walking to spaceship with a macho bounce - Videos going Viral all over the planet. People gasp with hands to mouth "HE is the one that is going to save UF"
Children waving flags. Prime minsters, Presidents and All MP's Salute me.
Reaches Spaceship door - turns and looks into camera ....confident wink and says ....
"Errrr Ooops ....forgot my Teddy bear "
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Last edited by Supernova; 12-01-2017 at 04:45 PM.
Reason: spelling
Nothing wrong -- it's a good job and I am hopeful you will keep cleaning/dusting with determination and will not give wife to be any opportunity to complain.
Emergengy alert! The Captain has to save the whole mission and to find the missing teddy bear or else the whole planet (not only the UF) is in the serious risk. Can she do it in time or does she fail?
From Occupied Palestine:
We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.
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