Speaking english is easy??!!

**^..sTr!vEr..^** · 03-27-2006

Who said English is easy?
Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
1-____ I don’t have brain.
2-____ I don’t have sense.
3-____ I’m stupid
4-____ I don’t know English.

**czgibson** · 04-05-2006

Greetings,

Originally Posted by ^..sTr!vEr..^

Who said English is easy?
Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
1-____ I don’t have brain.
2-____ I don’t have sense.
3-____ I’m stupid
4-____ I don’t know English.

I'm another person who doesn't get this.

Putting 'yes' or 'no' in front of these phrases does make a difference to the meaning, but I don't know what that shows.

The first two don't make sense anyway.

Also, I don't know anyone who thinks English is an easy language. It's a very hard language to learn properly - many native speakers never master it. English spelling is famously crazy. For just about every grammatical rule there are loads of exceptions, and if anyone here can give a quick explanation of how to use English prepositions I'd love to hear it!

Peace

**Takumi** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by czgibson

Greetings,

I'm another person who doesn't get this.

Putting 'yes' or 'no' in front of these phrases does make a difference to the meaning, but I don't know what that shows.

The first two don't make sense anyway.

Also, I don't know anyone who thinks English is an easy language. It's a very hard language to learn properly - many native speakers never master it. English spelling is famously crazy. For just about every grammatical rule there are loads of exceptions, and if anyone here can give a quick explanation of how to use English prepositions I'd love to hear it!

Peace

I couldn't disagree less.

Maybe Eliza Doolittle can shed some light into this..

**Muezzin** · 04-05-2006

I agree with Messrs Gibson and Takumi. This is like one of those silly email thingies that some Pakistani with bad English spams my inbox with, in the vain hope that I'd find it funny. Hmm.

P.s. 'Messrs' is one of the most kickass words in the English language.

**Sis786** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

I agree with Messrs Gibson and Takumi. This is like one of those silly email thingies that some Pakistani with bad English spams my inbox with, in the vain hope that I'd find it funny. Hmm.

P.s. 'Messrs' is one of the most kickass words in the English language.

I use that word every day at work maybe one day Inshallah you be calling me Messrs Sis786 Solicitors

**Muezzin** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Sis786

I use that word every day at work maybe one day Inshallah you be calling me Messrs Sis786 Solicitors

Or maybe one day you'll be hiring me muhahahaha

And back to the topic...

**Sis786** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Or maybe one day you'll be hiring me muhahahaha

And back to the topic...

DAT a hint! lol

.....Wats the topic??

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 04-05-2006

english!

so whats Messrs?

**Muezzin** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Sis786

DAT a hint! lol

.....Wats the topic??

'Give Muezzin a training contract'

..er, I mean 'Speaking English is Easy??!!'

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

'Give Muezzin a training contract'

..er, I mean 'Speaking English is Easy??!!'

answer my question u queen copycat!!!

**Sis786** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

english!

so whats Messrs?

Word used by legal firms when they refer to each other ..like Messrs Rays Solicitors or Messrs Steel and Clunis Solicitors Load of jargan

and as for you Mister me already got someone of another forum a Traning contract i think my boss would be worried if i approache dhim again YET for another BROTHER OF THE FORUM i would loose my job first even now thye think im typing work lol

**Muezzin** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

answer my question u queen copycat!!!

Dear boy, 'Messrs' is the plural of 'Mr'. As in 'Messrs Laurel and Hardy'.

Pass me some char. Then begone with you, what what.

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Dear boy, 'Messrs' is the plural of 'Mr'. As in 'Messrs Laurel and Hardy'.

Pass me some char. Then begone with you, what what.

what do you say good sir that i kindly take off my shoe and give you a right thrashing for using the words "begone with you". yes, what

kay:

**Muezzin** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

what do you say good sir that i kindly take off my shoe and give you a right thrashing for using the words "begone with you". yes, what

kay:

I'd say have at you! For what use is a shoe against the reconstructed bi-plane of the Red Baron, nyah!

Chocks away!

And we really have to get back on topic.

**Sis786** · 04-05-2006

Ok so do you find talking english easy?

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 04-05-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

I'd say have at you! For what use is a shoe against the reconstructed bi-plane of the Red Baron, nyah!

Chocks away!

And we really have to get back on topic.

this is on topic: We are practising making speaking english easy!

*takes off his white gloves and smacks it across muezzins left cheek*

SIR! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL