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    Speaking english is easy??!!

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    Who said English is easy?
    Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
    1-____ I don’t have brain.
    2-____ I don’t have sense.
    3-____ I’m stupid
    4-____ I don’t know English.
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    Loloolooooooooooooooool Hahaha Reps ;d
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    Lol i was about to tell everybody here that english is not that hard.. but guess now i have to step back... [PIE][/PIE] hehehe
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    Lol
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!


    lol sis hehe ....
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    funny one sis! got this email a while back....
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    gotta giv dat to ma english teacher n c wat she says....

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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by ^..sTr!vEr..^ View Post
    Who said English is easy?
    Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
    1-____ I don’t have brain.
    2-____ I don’t have sense.
    3-____ I’m stupid
    4-____ I don’t know English.
    Well, without sounding stupid. I don't get it.
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    I'm guessing the humor comes from the fact that whether you put "yes" or "no" in the blank the meaning stays the same. Am I right? Of course other parts of the sentence have to be modified to agree positively or negatively. But maybe it isn't like that in the joke tellers native language so it seems strange to him? Am I right?

    BTW it's "I don't have A brain"
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!


    i asked my brother to read it
    and he said : yes i don't have brain ...of a monkey
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by azim View Post
    Well, without sounding stupid. I don't get it.
    I don't speak Aribic, it is not easy...
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    if i choose "Yes" for the first one, does that mean "Yes, the answer is correct" or "Yes, I DO have a brain" ... and if i choose "No", does that mean "No, the answer is incorrect" or "No, I DONT have a brain" ... which?
    Speaking english is easy??!!

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    if you put yes or no before "i don't have brain " both will mean you don't have brain ...hehe
    its like some one say
    " i think you don't have brain " and you say "yes , i don't have.."

    or some one ask "Do you have brain? " and you say " no , i don't have .."
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by zAk View Post
    when i quote those lines to fill the blanks...
    the " I "s become "YOU" as in "Striver" !

    right ?

    ah... Eng is easy then

    waaaatt??!!! :grumbling :rant:

    p.s. lol
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by blunderbus View Post
    I'm guessing the humor comes from the fact that whether you put "yes" or "no" in the blank the meaning stays the same. Am I right? Of course other parts of the sentence have to be modified to agree positively or negatively. But maybe it isn't like that in the joke tellers native language so it seems strange to him? Am I right?

    BTW it's "I don't have A brain"
    But the first part of the sentence a minor sentence, it usually has very little to do with the rest of the sentence. i.e. 'Oh no! I don't have a brain' etc...
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    ill add in some extra words
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    format_quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    ill add in some extra words

    yes sis you do that

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    loooooooooooooool nice one...
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    hahaha!
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    Re: Speaking english is easy??!!

    slaam lol good one
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