Glad you liked the answers, i got a bucket load of reps for them too (which I do appreciate, especially the comments). Got any more questions that need solving? .
p.s; feel free to use the answers if anyone should ever ask those questions - let the world be enlightened by my immense knowledge .
You know, when i asked for more questions I didn't mean it.
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Do stairs go up or down?
Depends which end of the stairs you are on.
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
You put the date in top right corner, your name in top left and the title in the middle on the second line.
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
You're asking the wrong guy.
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Because if the numbers on a phone went up then you wouldn't know if it was a phone or a calculator.
That's all for now cus the apprentice is on and I'm going to watch it.
p.s; can a mod put all the rest of the questions asked into one post - i can't be doing with all this stuff, I'm just one man!
p.p.s; someone else answer these questions, i'm too tired.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways? why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food? why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after?? why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...who invented the concept of right hand and left hand? why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop? why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited? why is abbreviated such a long word? why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery? why is that doctors call what they do practice? why do people nail down coffins? why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? why dont sheep shrink when it rains? why is the slowest traffic called rush hour? why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet? why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*
why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways?
why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food?
why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after??
why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...
who invented the concept of right hand and left hand?
why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop?
why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited?
why is abbreviated such a long word?
why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery?
why is that doctors call what they do practice?
why do people nail down coffins?
why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why is the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet?
why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?
and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*
either all or most of these questions can be answered with an asnwer that involves women hahaha...the rest are to do with men...
p.s i tried to give you reps but it told me to share them around before i can give them to you again....*looks for people to give reps to...*
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