HAHAHAHAH, bro that is the funniest thing I have heard all day. ...who knows what kind of untold psychological damage that did to you..ffended:
Hmmm....when I was small I wanted to fly and especially after watching 'Superman', I began pondering how can humans fly?
So I looked at nature and thought, hmmm, birds flap their wings so why don't humans 'flap' their hands?...I spent about half an hour doing just that to no avail...suffice to say I woke up with very aching arms the next day...
P.S. I still believe human flight is possible kay:
LOL some of these stories made me laugh sooooooo hard
I remember when I used to chew gum before, my mom used to tell me that if I swallowed the gum, it would spread all over my stomach and then that'd cause me to die, so one time I swallowed my gum accidentally and I was having hysterics and screaming Mummy Mummy take it out now take it outttttt!!!!! and my mom was like take what out? what is it?? and I didn't even tell her, I was just like TAKE IT OUT!!!
Oh yeah, and I remember one time after watching this movie (was it dennis or something? ) anyway, some kid movie of how they drove the car, one at the wheels and one on the ground, so me and my bro and sis steal into my aunts car and do exactly that ends up we drove her car into the bush and got sore bottoms that night
Anyway I gotta go make maghrib now, maybe I"ll tell more later salaams
LOLL! once i was eating fish....fink i was 5.......and i got thirsty so i asked my mum for som water....
she was like"dont drink too much or th fish will start swimmin in ur stomach"....LOL
an that was that....i started doin th jig round th room...GET TH FISHY OUT...GET IT OUT NOW.....!! i was horrified.....LOL
once my aunty was on da fone.....an my uncle who was a kid then was playin at her feet...
a little while later she noticed hed dissapeared....
she looked round an finally peeked into th kitchen..
and ther he was, bent over his lil body, intently loadin the dishwasher wiv clothes an th washin machine wiv dishes!!
a while ago when my little cousin was about 1-2 years old or something, he came into a room (which was like a sitting area and kitchen too) and found that all the seats were taken. so he walked to the sink and indicated that he wanted to drink, so then my cousin gets up to put him water and then the little kid runs and takes his seat!! lol its sooo funny and he was soo young too.. mashaallah smart kid lol
when i was about 4 i used to love helping my mom one day she was ganna make fish i went in the kitchen & washed the fish with dishwashing liquid & then went & told my mom that i had cleaned the fish for her......(she had to throw it away)
HAHAHAHA rofl washing a fish with a dishwashing liquid to get it clean ?
we got a big family ye rememba wen we all waz kids (got 2 bros n sis), ALL of us bro's use to sleep wiv my dad, 2 on one side and 2 on the other wiv by dads arm round us all lol man those use 2 b the days!!!
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we got a big family ye rememba wen we all waz kids (got 2 bros n sis), ALL of us bro's use to sleep wiv my dad, 2 on one side and 2 on the other wiv by dads arm round us all lol man those use 2 b the days!!!
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Thats bareeeeeee jokes man!
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lol its sooo funny and he was soo young too.. mashaallah smart kid lol
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