My little cousin is 1 years old and his name is muhammed and when is almost time to pray or not even time to pray he say Akbar but actually he can't Allah Akbar all toghter and says Akbar Akbar and trys to pray like everyone else which pretty neat.
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didnt happen to me, but i never 4get this...
when i was in prep, (frist year of primary school) i remember this fellow preppy (he's a white kid) he got soooooo angry and his face went red at another grade one, and he had an icy pole on him and threw it at the grade one kids face... and then the grade one fella bolted after the one who threw the icy pole at him, it was such a sight lol
ok,this happened wen i was abt 10,it was eid.we were standing for da second rakah and da imam was reading sura qaaf.suddenly i realised all da people praying close to me were weeping.i didn`t wanted to be da only one not doing it so i started crying for real like someone hit me .i had no idea why they were crying,after da salat,da lady sitting next to me told me its for grown ups.
when i was a kid...during salah prayer...everyone was reciting al-fatehah...and you can hear the bis...bismmi...alhamdullillah...like whispering. So i also did that trying to immitate them...but of course...much louder. After they finish praying, they were laughing...and i couldn't understand why they were laughing. What's wrong? what did i do...
Oh interesting thread . I'll share my childhood. When I was 4 years old, my parents and brothers were getting this shot before we moved to Canada. So it was my turn...I sat comfortable on the bed and then he brought up the needle :| so scary. So I waht i just did , told them I dont want it, they all tried to calim me down, so what I did i try to resist but my mom held me tight then this nurse came in and others lol, so I still resist. THne I just kicked my mom and others and ran the heck out of there lol. I ran so fast i came outside the hospital and into some weird street. No-one found me then i ran into a cop and he grabbed me and brought me back....so they like ten people grabbed me hard i still resist lol but in the end they got me that stupid shot on my bum . Then moving to Canada, at age 14 we were suppose to get a flu shot I was scared lol so my mom brought my bro so i cant run the doc came with the needle i jsut pushed the doc and mom and punched my brother so hard he cried lol and ran out of there and went home by walking lol. She was pissed off . This other time i saw watching tv on my bed, and well huge black furry spider came in and I just SCREAMED so loud like a girl everyone came in and my brothers came in there like "WE HAVE A SISTER?? WHERE IS SHE? I wanna see her!" my mom sighed shes like its him, hes just scared of spiders. Lol oht then this other time i was 13 or 14 but anyway it was on a saturday morning. my mom and everyone told me I Was laughing contiunously in my sleep for 35minutes tears were coming out of my eyes and i was like...what the heck i was laughing? lol i laughed so much everyone in my family got scared. Then ok this is the last story. When i was 5 i asked my mom why dont i have a sister, shes like because Allah gave u brothers. So i was sad then later few years when i was 8. I told my mom i know where babies come from, shes like where? and she was giggling she thought i'd say eggs and etc.. . I told her they came from boy and a girl then she got worried lol and my aunitie was shocked . Then i said the boy and girl go to a store and pay like $5000 and buy a baby together because its expensive. LOL they all laughed and mom even promised to me that she will certainly tell my future wife that :\ .
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one day i was asked to babysit ma6 yrs old little cousin,wen i decided to take him to da library,we were to take da bus and wen we got in da bus,he wouldn`t let us move at da back of da bus.i tried to explain to him that da front was for old and infirm people.he hold me down and whispered in ma ears that he wanted to arrive earlier that is why he wanted to sit at da front.
he actually thought people sitting at da front of da bus arrived da destination faster than da rest.
Omg I remember when my grandfather came to stay from pakistan and for sum reason me and my sis didn't like him. So we'd wet toilet paper and throw bombs at him when he was in his bedroom. We ended up with blobs of pink tissue on the walls where we'd missed our target *hides in shame*
That's so mean! If i was your mum i'd spank you pink and blue!
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Thats bareeeeeee jokes man!
.i had no idea why they were crying,after da salat,da lady sitting next to me told me its for grown ups.
. Then moving to Canada, at age 14 we were suppose to get a flu shot I was scared lol so my mom brought my bro so i cant run the doc came with the needle i jsut pushed the doc and mom and punched my brother so hard he cried lol and ran out of there and went home by walking lol. She was pissed off . This other time i saw watching tv on my bed, and well huge black furry spider came in and I just SCREAMED so loud like a girl everyone came in and my brothers came in there like "WE HAVE A SISTER?? WHERE IS SHE? I wanna see her!" my mom sighed shes like its him, hes just scared of spiders. Lol oht then this other time i was 13 or 14 but anyway it was on a saturday morning. my mom and everyone told me I Was laughing contiunously in my sleep for 35minutes tears were coming out of my eyes and i was like...what the heck i was laughing? lol i laughed so much everyone in my family got scared. Then ok this is the last story. When i was 5 i asked my mom why dont i have a sister, shes like because Allah gave u brothers. So i was sad then later few years when i was 8. I told my mom i know where babies come from, shes like where? and she was giggling she thought i'd say eggs and etc.. . I told her they came from boy and a girl then she got worried lol and my aunitie was shocked . Then i said the boy and girl go to a store and pay like $5000 and buy a baby together because its expensive. LOL they all laughed and mom even promised to me that she will certainly tell my future wife that :\ .
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