lol i duno if dis story is shareable lol but u lot all bros n sistas so it kool, wen i woz holiday in pakistan i woz bout 5, n i used 2 alwyz want 2 stand in front in d salah 4 sum reason, but d imam of d mosque alwyz had a reason 2 not let me, so 1 day i decided 2 go early 2 d mosque & i got der wen no1 woz der & i sat @ d front, but d imam stil sed i cnt sit @ d front & he didnt let me, which is bang out of order lol so i left d praya room@ sat outside it, n i woz cryin , n eventually ppl start comin in 4 d salah & wen dey sat @ front d imam dint say anytin, n it made me upset, n he started d prayer n wen he went 4 sajda i decided 2 go n run n headbutt his bum lol (remem i woz only 5 lol) n my uncle lol he sed d imam sed Allah Ahhhhhhhhh Hu Akbar!!! lol,
ooo lol i also used 2 fink dat der woz pink cows dat gav strawberry milkshake & i used 2 tell me mum 2 take me 2 d farm 2 show me pink cows lol
lol i duno if dis story is shareable lol but u lot all bros n sistas so it kool, wen i woz holiday in pakistan i woz bout 5, n i used 2 alwyz want 2 stand in front in d salah 4 sum reason, but d imam of d mosque alwyz had a reason 2 not let me, so 1 day i decided 2 go early 2 d mosque & i got der wen no1 woz der & i sat @ d front, but d imam stil sed i cnt sit @ d front & he didnt let me, which is bang out of order lol so i left d praya room@ sat outside it, n i woz cryin , n eventually ppl start comin in 4 d salah & wen dey sat @ front d imam dint say anytin, n it made me upset, n he started d prayer n wen he went 4 sajda i decided 2 go n run n headbutt his bum lol (remem i woz only 5 lol) n my uncle lol he sed d imam sed Allah Ahhhhhhhhh Hu Akbar!!! lol,
ooo lol i also used 2 fink dat der woz pink cows dat gav strawberry milkshake & i used 2 tell me mum 2 take me 2 d farm 2 show me pink cows lol
we woz dum!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL
MAAAAAAAAAAAN IM SOO GLAD I WERNT AS THIK AS SUM OF U GUYS!!
when i was small i'd always ran away freely on the road, or jumped over big drains out of curiosity. mom was very worried. but since i was taught to put my trust on Allah, i didnt care about danger. i simply think that "this is crazy but Allah wont let me die, wont HE?" lol.. guess i applied it the wrong way! Anyway, to die at a young age is actually a blessing for me cause you will surely enter heaven. Anyhow, praise be to Allah still for keeping me alive. there must be some wisdoms..
This one time my mum was getting us all ready for bed i was about 5 and my lil sis was about 3. my sister didnt like pyjamas or brushihg her teeth so when my mum put the pyajamas in she took them off.
anywayz, My mum told her to go brush her teeth and in my old house the toilet was downstairs so about 15 mins later my mum comes up to our bedroom and says wheres hanna? and me and my older sis was like shes not in here she wasnt in the toilet after so my mum searched the whole house and we couldn't find her.
so eventually the police got called they couldnt find her either so they got a helicoptor looking for her and they blocked off the whole street off and started doing a door to door enquiry coz the thought that she went running out onto the street and got kidnapped. all my family were all put in one room like criminals and everything.
Next morning the police ransacked my bedroom for 'clues' and they found my sister fast asleep under the bed. LOL. it seems she hid under there so my mum couldnt find her. but the thing was the bed had so much junk under it no one knows how she got under there. trust me after i tried going under and i couldn't.
also lol wen i woz small i used 2 fink i woz super man, n i used 2 try 2 fly, which resulted in 2 smashed teeth n a broken finger,
lol did any1 get tied up 2 d staircase??n did any1 hav dem funky strap thins dat has a lead @ d end?? cos me did , awww child memories r heavy!! mashallah
n i rememba wen we used 2 play knock down ginger (wen u knok on ppls doors & runaway) n @ 1st i woz scared 2 knock on ppls doors, so i used 2 knock on my own door n runaway lol tinkin bk now, im finkin WHYY??
[QUOTE=zircon;284032]when i was small i'd always ran away freely on the road, QUOTE]
Advice to anyone: donr ever cross the road withiut looking again my friend got killed crossing the road by a speeding bus driver and it was at a zebra crossing.
Next morning the police ransacked my bedroom for 'clues' and they found my sister fast asleep under the bed. LOL. it seems she hid under there so my mum couldnt find her. but the thing was the bed had so much junk under it no one knows how she got under there. trust me after i tried going under and i couldn't.
awww lol i used 2 hide in d bin, wen i had 2 hav a bath, n i stopped cos my sister sed dat "d monster munch crisp packet monsters will eat me" lol
ooo lol i hav anova story lol im on a roll we used 2 hav dis family friend aunty who we didnt lik & we cudnt wait till she went home, 1 day she propa stayed 4 long so we decided 2 hide her shoes lol & she sed 2 my mummy "ur kids r so sweet, look dey hid my shoes, bcos dey dnt want me 2 go" it propa backfired lol, she still cums 2 dis day
i have soo many funny stories about being a kid...first was when i broke my arm after i was giving my lil sister a piggy back i was five at the time she was four....her nicknames Bear so lets just call her that...well i was carrying Bear on my back and as i turned to go into the living room i fell and smashed my arm against the wall...dislocating my shoulder and snapping my forearm into two...the really funny thing was i started crying lolol and my crying was HILARIOUS....my momma has a guest so i ran to the kitchen...my sis smacked me one on the face (evil moo...dont worry i got her back years later)...and so i ran into the room my momma was in with her guest who was my uncle me tinks anyways i didnt even stay and say mum ive broken my arm...i kind yelped and then ran upstairs to my room sobbing....my momma the darling she is came up to my room lifted me in her arms (she wouldnt be able to do that now...not even with the help of a crane muhaha)...and carried me away to the hospital...my best friend at primary school sobbed for me whilst i was off....i went to the hospital and cant remember what happened next....the next two times that i broke my arm....and also a list of other injuries i caused my little sister will be coming up... but the best i will save til last....my running away episodes...absolutely classic!! oh yes and the flood....gosh i have so many stories!! i think my biography would be the funniest book ever!!
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Thats bareeeeeee jokes man!
well one time my uncle tried feedin me n i kept sayin his hands too black and he mite get my food dirty (I WAS ONLY 4
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lol i duno if dis story is shareable lol but u lot all bros n sistas so it kool, wen i woz holiday in pakistan i woz bout 5, n i used 2 alwyz want 2 stand in front in d salah 4 sum reason, but d imam of d mosque alwyz had a reason 2 not let me, so 1 day i decided 2 go early 2 d mosque & i got der wen no1 woz der & i sat @ d front, but d imam stil sed i cnt sit @ d front & he didnt let me, which is bang out of order lol
so i left d praya room@ sat outside it, n i woz cryin
, n eventually ppl start comin in 4 d salah & wen dey sat @ front d imam dint say anytin, n it made me upset, n he started d prayer n wen he went 4 sajda i decided 2 go n run n headbutt his bum
lol,
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