"Behind the Scenes" of IB

***charisma*** · 06-01-2006

Assalamu Alaikum

Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..

Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):

Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:

Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI

The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:

Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*

Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:

Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!

Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*

*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
**THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**

Part - I

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Main Room
Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

zAk: it must go, too many kids

Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

zAk: hmmmmmmm

far7an: well we can assign them to another section

zAk: ah

Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

zAk: v have the counselling section

far7an: when will Kada---

All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.

zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

far7an: Authority

zAk: ah.

Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

All of them shrug and walk into the office.

BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

Halima: I agree

All sit there in a moment of silence

Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

Fi and Ahmad look at each other

Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

kadafi: so what is all this about?

Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

SuperMods get a bit nervous

Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

zAk: more like forever.

Ansar: *sigh*

Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it?

:brother:

Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.

TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

Link to Part II

Link to Part III

Link to Part IV

Link to Part V

Link to Part VI

Link to Part VII

Link to Part VIII

Link to Part IX-I

Link to Part IX-II

Link to Part IX-III

Link to Part IX-IV

Link to Part IX-V

Link to Part IX-VI

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

**- Qatada -** · 08-23-2006

The Trip

~pInK cHiCk~: I'm bored man..

Umm Hamza - Why? what's up?

~pInK cHiCk~: What do you think am bangin on about :rant: I said i got nothin to do

*Umm_Shaheed enters the chat*

Umm_Shaheed: Asalamu 'alykum warhamatulahi wabarakatuh.

Umm Hamza:

warahmatulah

~pInK cHiCk~:

Umm_Shaheed: You're supposed to say the full Salaam..

When a (courteous) greeting is offered you, meet it with a greeting still more courteous, or (at least) of equal courtesy. Allah takes careful account of all things. (Qur'aan Surah Nisa [4]: 86)

Umm Hamza: Oh yeah. jazak Allaah for the reminder sis.

~pInK cHiCk~: Ayt..

Umm_Shaheed: wag1 wit u sis? (what's going on with you sis?)

~pInK cHiCk~: Nothin.. shall we do somethin? I'm heavy bored..

Umm_Shaheed: Ayt, safe safe. What u wna do den?

Umm Hamza: Can u sisters stop talking slang? I don't understand what you're talking about. What if i started talking danish :X

Umm_Shaheed: lol.. sorry.

~pInK cHiCk~: My bad.

Umm Hamza: No.. it's just, you know what the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) said:

"When you are three together, two should not speak together privately apart from the other one until you come together with other people because that might upset him."

~pInK cHiCk~: I'll remember that insha'Allaah. Good stuff sister, barak Allaahu feeki.

Umm Hamza: One minute, sorry I got a call.

Umm_Shaheed: OK No worries.

~pInK cHiCk~: Soo.. what ringtone you got on yo fone sis?

Umm_Shaheed: who me?

~pInK cHiCk~: Who else! :rant:

Umm_Shaheed: lol calm down.. I got mine on silent. What you got?

~pInK cHiCk~: I pump my nasheeds on it man! I put the bass on Extra Xtra High and the duff sound iz nex level!

Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah.. i might just try that next time.

kay:

Umm Hamza: Okay listen, i got a call from the sisters.

~pInK cHiCk~: What did they say?

Umm Hamza: They said they want to meet in the park.

~pInK cHiCk~: kool, shall we go now?

Umm Hamza: Yeah c'mon. Let's go insha'Allaah.

*The sisters leave and set off to the Park*

~pInK cHiCk~: Do you wna go in my M3?

Umm_Shaheed: Yeah kool!

*Meanwhile in the park*

Halima: You should have told her to get some snacks.

Al-Mu'minah: Yeah, i was gona. She hung up too early though

*In the car*

~pInK cHiCk~: I wonder why they called us anyway..

Umm Hamzah: I don't know. I could hear alot of sisters while sis Al-Mu'minah was talking.

Umm_Shaheed: Lol, go really fast sis ~pInK cHiCk~ and i'll be like those iranian police women

I still got my AK with me alhamdulillah!

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~pInK cHiCk~: Nah - we'll get fedz (police) on our case.. lets keep a low profile insha'Allaah.

Umm_Shaheed: Seeeeeeeeeen!

Umm Hamzah: kool

*In the sisters area*

Al-Mu'minah: No we don't need more moderating sisters in this section.

Anonymous: But the mod sisters don't be active enough in our section..

Al-Mu'minah: But don't we delete the things that need to be deleted, and move the threads from the main forum that need to be moved?

Ameeratul Layl: Yeah.. you do that.

Labibah: So we're doing our duty as mods right?

Ameeratul Layl: Yeah, but please try to be more active please.

Mod sisters: Sure insha'Allaah.

*Suddenly - they hear a loud ear piercing sound*

..Muslim-4eva..: What was that?! :eek:

Nusaybah: I don't know..

piXie: Whoeva it is, it better be a sis insha'Allaah.

*4 sisters come out of a car*

Ladee_Maryam: I think we need to fix the breaks in your car sister.

Safa: We'll sort it out some time insha'Allaah.

Angel: Everyone got their phones with them?

Ashley: Yeah, got it alhamdulillah.

piXie: Alhamdulillah! it's a sister!

Safa:

g'day mate!

Tayyaba: Are all the sisters here now?

Muslim 4 Life: No - we're still waiting for 3 to come yet insha'Allaah.

~pInK cHiCk~: "Nah, we're here now!" she said as she left her car.

*The 3 sisters joined the group in their Halaqa*

Umm_Shaheed: How long you been waiting for us?

Hajar: Not long, we were just waiting for everyone to get together.

hyper~gal: kool - so we got no-one else to wait for now?

*Salma*: Nope.

madeenahsh: OK - Let's go then insha'Allaah. Everyone get up and follow me.

*All the sisters leave the park, and begin to follow*

Daffodil: Where we gna go?

Hana_aku: we'll find out in a while insha'Allaah.

*On the other side of the park*

akulion: Look man, they walking off again.

Far7an: Get used to it.. I only came here cause my wife forced me to.

akulion: hm.. I know what you mean.

Dawud_uk: Why do women act like that?

akulion: hm... good question.

Far7an: hmm...

[zÂk enters the conversation]

zÂk: hmmmmmmmm........................

What you guy's talking about?

Dawud_uk: Nah.. it's nothing.

akulion: Nothing really..

zÂk: ok..

H4RUN was feeling cold, so he was wearing his black jumper

Alpha Dude: I heard you got a rolex? How much is it in the market?

*H4RUN opens his briefcase*

H4RUN: You interested in Original top of the range, top of the mill, Rado watches, scratch proof screen...untill u scratch it that is.. Just a fiver under 50, come and get 'em,

once the man with the deal has gone, he's gone..

... Or i can sell you the whole thing

*Alpha Dave looks to his left, right & then back*

Alpha: "..Okay, i'll buy it all.. capiche?" he whispers. [But little does he know is that Allaah Almighty is the Watcher over everything..]

H4RUN: well thats luvly jubly, gotta a whole load of them in the ol' van

Taymullah: Everyone got their suitcases ready?!

Muhammad: I've got the food alhamdulillah.

Ansar al Adl: "i think we should go aswell now insha'Allaah" he whispers to himself, while stroking his beard.

He stands up: " Calm down brothers! I think it's about time that we set off too insha'Allaah. Follow me."

*Alpha Dude closes his briefcase while Muhammad struggles to carry 10 bags of food.*

Far7an: zÂk! wake up.. the Prophet (sall-Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “Every morning and every evening say, O Allah! I seek refuge in you from anxiety and grief, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardliness, the burden of debts and from being over powered by men.”

*H4RUN puts the profit he earned in his back pocket, and zÂk (

) wÂkes up from his sleep.*

To be continued....

**Arwa** · 08-23-2006

wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatulahi wa barakatuh

Will be looking forward to the next one.

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 08-23-2006

rrofllll hilarious that was funny hahaha yeyy i was in it aswell kool cant wait for the rest

nice one bruzzer Aqqy

look out for the sistahood script gonna be posted soon

ma'salamah

**H4RUN** · 08-23-2006

LOOOOL ROFL that was hilaaaaaaaaaaarious bro Fi, man top top notch, u used d exact quotes i used [top of the range, top of the mill etc etc] lolllll heavy!!!!....keeep it up, im still laughing..

JazakAllah khair akhi....

ps. shhhhhhh i still got a whole loada them watches in the ol' van, jus gimi a bell...thats all luvly jubly then....

**Hijaabi22** · 08-23-2006

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhhahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was WICKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U had me crakin up big tymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the whole way thru esp MY scenes Its amaaaaaaaazin how my script is SO ME!! Lol exactly the kinda stuff Id say aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa and my CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL so me Cant w8 4 da next bit!!

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 08-23-2006

ehem can i have the car in the next one

lol

ma'salamah

**Hijaabi22** · 08-23-2006

Originally Posted by hyper~gal

ehem can i have the car in the next one

lol

ma'salamah

no its MYN

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 08-23-2006

ok make that two cars bro aqqy

ma'salamah

**Hijaabi22** · 08-23-2006

u cant drive

**Mujahidah4Allah** · 08-23-2006

who says i cant

ma'salamah

**Kittygyal** · 08-23-2006

i dn't get it or forget it

**Tania** · 08-24-2006

Bro had their food bags when the sisters don't

I liked the style of H4Run and Alpha Dude when they made the deal

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 08-24-2006

Lol. Just for clarification, I don't speak like that in real life.

I wonder where we're off to.

**H4RUN** · 08-24-2006

lolllll oh yeah sis with the M3 lol .....yeaaaaaah wateva lol how u going to park that? hehe, jus leave it in the middle of the road, by the way just took delivery of some tip.top 64 carrat bracelets, all in the ol' van....roll up roll up, once the man with the deal has gone, he well and truly has gone...

**Al-Zaara** · 08-24-2006

Originally Posted by Fi_Sabilillah

[INDENT] and zÂk (

) wÂkes up from his sleep.*

LOOOOL ^^That was brilliant!! This post was hilarious!!!

(I wanna be in these stories too...

But I guess another time, 'cause none of you guys know me so well...

which is a great relief...

)

I'm already awaiting the next part...

**Tania** · 08-24-2006

Originally Posted by Aafreen

LOOOOL ^^That was brilliant!! This post was hilarious!!!

I liked that too

**Hajar** · 08-24-2006

Assalamu alaykum,

LOL

Brother Fi_Sabilillah thats soo funny... Cant wait till the next part!!

Wasalam

**Hijaabi22** · 08-24-2006

Originally Posted by H4RUN

lolllll oh yeah sis with the M3 lol .....yeaaaaaah wateva lol how u going to park that? hehe, jus leave it in the middle of the road, by the way just took delivery of some tip.top 64 carrat bracelets, all in the ol' van....roll up roll up, once the man with the deal has gone, he well and truly has gone...

lol me will manage :shde: PHATTTTTTTTTTTTT ryyyyyd! Bro wen u gna deliver it 2 my house then??

**Umm Safiya** · 08-26-2006

More more..

**lolwatever** · 08-26-2006

that was gr8

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