"Behind the Scenes" of IB

***charisma*** · 06-01-2006

Assalamu Alaikum

Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..

Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):

Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:

Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI

The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:

Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*

Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:

Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!

Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*

*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
**THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**

Part - I

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Main Room
Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

zAk: it must go, too many kids

Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

zAk: hmmmmmmm

far7an: well we can assign them to another section

zAk: ah

Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

zAk: v have the counselling section

far7an: when will Kada---

All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.

zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

far7an: Authority

zAk: ah.

Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

All of them shrug and walk into the office.

BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

Halima: I agree

All sit there in a moment of silence

Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

Fi and Ahmad look at each other

Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

kadafi: so what is all this about?

Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

SuperMods get a bit nervous

Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

zAk: more like forever.

Ansar: *sigh*

Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it?

:brother:

Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.

TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

Link to Part II

Link to Part III

Link to Part IV

Link to Part V

Link to Part VI

Link to Part VII

Link to Part VIII

Link to Part IX-I

Link to Part IX-II

Link to Part IX-III

Link to Part IX-IV

Link to Part IX-V

Link to Part IX-VI

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

**Hijaabi22** · 08-31-2006

Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

MashaAllah, both stories were good. So full of suspense!!!

I like how pink chick's font is pink. Lol. That is SO her.

lol iniiiiiiittttttt!!! Nyc 1 bro top stuff! lukin 4ward 2 next part!

**Umm Yoosuf** · 08-31-2006

PART FOUR[B][I]

Nazia , Hidaayah, Umm_ Hamza and Ladee Maryam walk in talking amongst themselves

Ladee Maryam: Honestly, I hate this country. I just want to made Hijrah asap

Nazia: Where to?

Ladee Maryam: Egypt – I really like that place

Ladee Maryam:

Hidaayah: What is it?

Hidaayah: Glo? Searchingsoul

Nazia: Ice-creams? Where’s my ice-creams…I need something to calm me down…

ffended:

Umm_Hamza:

Labibah: Assalaamu Alaikum Sisters…not to worry insha Allah its fine…there was a little misunderstanding..

Sisters: Wa Alaikumussalaam

Nazia: Ice cream anyone?

Ladee Maryam:

Nazia: What?

Glo and Searchingsoul: Hi girls

Sisters: Hi

Searchingsoul: We’re having a wonderful discussion on the Hijab
Glo: Yes indeed .

Can I ask you girls something?

madeenahsh: Yeah sure

Arwa: Of course…

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Glo: Don’t you feel strange and pressured to be like the rest of society…I mean you live in a society where everyone wears what he or she desires…and is free to do, as he or she is pleases… how do you manage to reject all this?

Ladee Maryam: The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him): "Islam began as something strange, and it shall return to being something strange, so give glad tidings to the strangers."

Take me and Umm_ Hamza as an examples. Allah has guided us from this type of society. We once used to walk the streets dressed like you….and do things people perceive to be norm. But when you look at this society you look at how corrupt it is. How people are not happy. What is happiness? Been materialistic? Drinking and clubbing every Friday and Saturday? Going out with friends? Dressing to kill? Truly, for me this is not happiness… happiness is way beyond this. Happiness lays in worshipping your Creator. Everything Allah commands us is for our benefit. Little do people know though…

Umm_ Hamza: Everything Allah has commands us is for our benefit. Sometimes we may not comprehend why Allah forbids or commands a thing but we as believes hear and obey. Example, Allah forbids us from drinking.

Shaitân (Satan) wants only to excite enmity and hatred between you with intoxicants (alcoholic drinks) and gambling, and hinder you from the remembrance of Allâh and from As-Salât (the prayer). So, will you not then abstain? ( Qur'an - Al-Ma'idah 5:
Allah in His wisdom, he has forbidden us to drink alcohol. Look at the latest reports regarding alcohol today http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/me...a-b/872428.stm with all the problems and disasters it causes. Allah has forbidden it for our benefit. How grateful are we…?

Searchingsoul: Hmmm…

Umm_Hamza: I started wearing the hijab 1½ month after I reverted, and I did it because I knew it was an obligation on me, and as soon as I did, I felt relieved and happy and great… lived in a really small town, I felt like I didn't belong there anymore.
No one has ever pressured me to wear hijab. My parents begged me to take it off and because it looked weird.

Umm_Shaheed: Oh Masha Allah
Same here even though my father is Muslim he doesn’t want me to wear the Niqab.

Glo: That’s sad

Arwa: Its not just our families look at the government in some countries. They allow women to dress in a seductive manner- wearing mini skirts and forbid the Muslim women from dressing modestly!

Umm_Shaheed: Who is oppressing women? The government is forcing women to dress how they want them to look. These poor women have to dress in a way to tempt men. Why?

Glo: I disagree….These women are dressing how they want.

Nazia: I disagree They refuse women to cover from head to toe in the manner that a Muslim women does. Why do that? Surely the West preaches democracy. So where is my freedom to obey my Lord? Why force me to wear what I do not want?

They want women to dress in way to tempt men but if they do the opposite (i.e. cover themselves - wear a scarf and jilbab etc.) then they get banned from doing that, or get abused.

Glo: You make a valid point….

Ladee Maryam: The very essence of my reversion to Islam was because of the Hijab

Sisters astonished

Labibah: Really?

Amani: Subhan Allah…

Hidayaah: I never knew….Allah guides people in sooo many ways

Ladee Maryam: Yeah Alhamdulilaah I am grateful.

searchingsoul: Tell us about your reversion…

Ladee Maryam: Well I use to see Muslim women in Hijab and I use to just stare at them for ages…Their beauty astonished me….they had something which I didn’t have- peace, tranquility and inner beauty… There I was displaying myself – wearing the tightest jeans and skimpiest tops, slapped on with tans of make-up walking the streets like I owed it…and there was a Muslim women all covered up- with self respect, dignity and inner beauty. I just couldn’t help my amazement and interest in their dress…

Nazia: Awww Masha Allah

Ladee Maryam: Yeah…so one day I went home and researched on Islam…and Alhamdulilaah by the mercy of Allah…He guided me from darkness into light.

Hidaaya: Takbir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sisters: Allahu Akbar!!!

Hidaaya: Takbir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sisters: Allahu Akbar!!!

Hidaaya: Takbir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sisters: Allahu Akbar!!!

searchingsoul and Glo pull aside…..

Glo:

Searchingsoul:

oh:

Hidaayah: *Giggling* Sorry about that I was really excited I just had to do that

madeenahsh: crying….Isn’t it beautiful how Allah guides people.

Umm_Hamza: Yeah Subhan Allah. We are very grateful to Allah…

Ladee Maryam: It bugs me when people say we are oppressed and need to be liberated. People need to remove the veil from their minds and do their research!

Labibah: Unfortunately, some women are oppressed but it has nothing to do with Islam..

Arwa: It is cultural abased…

Umm_Shaheed: Wearing Hijab has nothing to do with men forcing it upon us! Be it our husbands, brothers or fathers!

Amani: Allah has commandment it for us and we HEAR AND OBEY!

Click! Click! Click!

END

**- Qatada -** · 08-31-2006

masha'Allaah that was funi.. loved the takbir part. look forward to the next part insha'Allaah.

**Arwa** · 08-31-2006

aww masha'Allah that was sooo good and clicking had to spoil it.

I want to read more!

**Umm Yoosuf** · 08-31-2006

Wa Alaikumussalaam Wa Rahmatulaahi Wa Barakatuh

More?

Thats all i'm able to write.

**Arwa** · 08-31-2006

But what's the clicking though?

**Umm Yoosuf** · 08-31-2006

Dunno. I though maybe you an carry on

Note:
By the way sister Ladee Maryam's story is real. Her reversion to Islam was due to the beauty of the Hijab.

And Sister Umm Hamza issue with the Hijab is reall too. She wore it a month and a half latter and her parents had issues too

**Woodrow** · 08-31-2006

Outstanding thread. Entertaining and very informative.

Now would whoever it is that is making that clicking noise please stop. And please unlock that door, the clicking in here is unbearable and I can't get out.

**Umu 'Isa** · 09-01-2006

mashaAllah that was great! You got it spot on

too bad its the last one though

**syilla** · 09-01-2006

wonderful script!!! jazakallah khayr...

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 09-01-2006

MashaAllah, that was awesome! But can I get another takbiir?

**Mawaddah** · 09-01-2006

Originally Posted by Ladee_Maryam

mashaAllah that was great! You got it spot on

too bad its the last one though

It's the last one!! :eek:

NO!! :'(

I want to know what happens in that haunted house

**The Ruler** · 09-01-2006

Originally Posted by Mawaddah

I want to know what happens in that haunted house

we proly c 1 o de weirdo bros in dis forum dressed in dose skeleton contumes

...lol

**Hajar** · 09-01-2006

This was great !!!

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 09-01-2006

Where's my takbiir?

**The Ruler** · 09-01-2006

Originally Posted by Alpha Dude

You should stop talking about zAk in that manner.

cant help it....

**hidaayah** · 09-01-2006

Where's my takbiir?

Allahu Akbar!

**afriend2** · 09-01-2006

Salaam,

Allahu Akbar! ^^^

Alhamdulillah all the stories are awesome...

and Al-Mu'minah you got me just right! But seriously, where is my ice cream eh?

Wassalam

**The Ruler** · 09-01-2006

Originally Posted by nazia

Salaam,

Allahu Akbar! ^^^

Alhamdulillah all the stories are awesome...

and Al-Mu'minah you got me just right! But seriously, where is my ice cream eh?

Wassalam

u want ice cream naz ???

der u go...

wwwislamicboardcom - "Behind the Scenes" of IB

lol

tk cr

**S_87** · 09-01-2006

that clickings gonna drive me mad. :grumbling:

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