Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
Somebody give the sister a medal! Preferably a chocoloate one, then she can enjoy it even more as she tucks into it
I must admit, i do like how you've kind of changed our personalities and stuck to the 'theme'. Again, J.K Rowling eat your heart out! Better still eat your friends with the latest Harry Potter books! Then i can get their books, sell them on ebay without reading them and have enough to buy a cake....or two lol JazaakaAllah khair! Keep up the good work
wa'alaikum asalaam
chocolate medal you say? stuffed with caramel? n fluffiness n all that oober goodness?
Wa iyak, n I'll try to inshallah.
format_quote Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim
Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullah
lol it was good mashaAllah, but a BIT TOO mushy :| i mean whats with all that mushiness lol
i wonder if chacha n harun are like that in real life :|
wa'alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
I just have a few words to say here:
It was the bros' faults that the and the and the and the rose emo were removed...because they (ab)used it on each other. Hence, the mushiness (i feel like talking about bananas here) is just a slight emphasis on the way that some brothers decided to publicly display of themselves.
They aren't really like that , I hope...just wait for the upcoming scenes :X
In reality bro chacha is an Oxford professor, and H4run is some sort of Doctor, and both are very very serious workers, there's no time to be emotional when people are getting 91% on their exams in a prestige school and in necessity of heart transplants in hospitals. Right? Right??
i know...its haram to lie
format_quote Originally Posted by Sabeeha
Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!
wa'alaikum asalaam
lol 2005? When I read that I was like I REALLY do need to use my time more wisely but alhemdulilah its actually been only a year and a few months...
actually that doesnt sound better either...
but umm as for catchin up with what's going on, everyone has their own plot. So my scenes probably don't coordinate much with other people's scenes, which is why it may get confusing for some.
Sis *charisma*: Can you please post the next part? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that?
Sure thing inshallah
format_quote Originally Posted by Abu Musab
Seems like i'm the only one who read the entire thread :|
yea, in one sitting ...i read the entire thing but like gradually with each new post...
format_quote Originally Posted by JihadunNafs
Page 22 now
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Head Admins:
None Featured in this Scene
Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
Muhammad
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
None Featured in this Scene
The Moderators, or "Orangies" None featured in this Scene
LI Members:
Yanal
PART VIII-III
ROOM 2: Muhammad & Yanal
Yanal: I heard you were really emotional when Kadafi left that day…
Muhammad:
Yanal: are you usually that emotional?
Muhammad:
Yanal: *looks over* COOOOL! Bunk beds!
Yanal: You can have the top one if you want, I don’t care…
Yanal: Even though I really would like to see how it would be on top…never had a bunk bed before
Yanal: Well there was this one time I was sooo close to getting a bunk bed…
Yanal: But then I thought I’d have to have someone to share it with…and I like having my own room…
Yanal: Not that sharing a room with you would be annoying or anything, just saying…
Yanal: Yea bunk beds are cool…especially the top bunk… I wish I could sleep on the top bunk…
Yanal: I think if I had a bunk bed though, I’d have to share it with my sister, gross
Yanal: You probably don’t have any sisters…or maybe you do, but you don’t seem like it
Yanal: Bunk beds are cool to have if you got a big bro, know what I mean *wink*
*awkward silence*
Yanal: So..are you always this quiet?
Yanal: There’s this quiet kid at my school…’cept he looks like a killer sometimes. You don’t look like a killer though…
Yanal: Well ok there was this one time when you looked like a killer…I didn’t want to say anything though, you know…incase you were or something.
Yanal: I did try to tell Alpha dude once…but I think he’s scared of you.
Yanal: Now that I think about it, I don’t think he wanted you to know that…
Yanal: oh darn…sorry to cut our convo short, but nature’s calling hehe
As yanal leaves to do his business, Muhammad goes to the video journal.
VIDEO JOURNAL ROOM
Muhammad: *sobs*
Muhammad: I didn’t want to say anything, but I kind of wanted the top bunk…
Muhammad: [Narrated Anas] Allah’s Messenger said, “No one of you becomes true believer until he likes for his brother what he likes for himself.” [(Al-Bukhari and Muslim)]
Muhammad: *sigh* inshallah…
As Muhammad is leaving the VJ room, he’s greeted with Yanal by surprise.
Muhammad: Au’dhu billah min ashaytan arajeem *shocked*
Yanal: phew! I thought you left me or something…
Muhammad: *inhales deeply* yanal, you can have the top bunk if you like *exhales*
Yanal: *gasp* really??
Muhammad:
Yanal: You know what though, I thought about it and I said “what if Muhammad wanted the top bunk as well” that is why I don’t want it anymore…you can have it instead…
Muhammad: really? oh:
Yanal: Yea! Besides didn’t the prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, say that no one is a believer until one wants for his brother what he wants for himself?
Muhammad: *feels guilty* uh huh…*sniff*
Yanal: huh?? are you crying??
Muhammad: NO! I mean…
Yanal: yes yuh huh! You were too crying!
Muhammad: For your information, I have allergies.
Yanal: The room is allergen-free, there are filters all around.
Muhammed: Well, its probably my sinuses then…
Yanal: ok, so answer me this, if you cry from your sinuses, what makes you smile all the time?
Muhammad: Allah’s reward…Smiling is charity.
Yanal: I guess so…hmm…well then, it’s settled. You take the top bunk and I’ll have the bottom.
Muhammad: No, I’m too old for the top bunk now. You can have it, really.
Yanal: Yayyyyyyyyy!!
Yanal: So what are we having for dinner tonight?
Yanal: I really like pizza.
Yanal: Home-made pizza, in fact.
Yanal: I heard you knew how to cook, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to.
Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess.
Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days.
Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something.
Yanal: Then he would stare at it and then he saw me looking at him…
Yanal: I pretended I didn’t see anything, even though I saw it all
Yanal: there it was right between his fingers…the image of that gooey, disgusting—
Muhammad: *completely grossed out* Yanal!!
Yanal: *scared* Yea?
Muhammad: No need to go out…I think I’ll make pizza tonight
fi aman Allah
w'salaam
Last edited by *charisma*; 11-16-2007 at 04:17 AM.
Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up!
wa'alaikum asalaam
wa iyak
format_quote Originally Posted by sapphire
tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!
some rare talent you have keep it up
"rare talent" you make it sound like I have "special needs"
j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair
format_quote Originally Posted by Al-Zaara
LOL!!!
SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. SubhanAllah, sis you're really good.
and me for making you laugh excessively Ameen!
and everyone else in need of a du'a Ameen.
format_quote Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim
Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah
That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !!
wa'alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
lol believe it or not, I didn't even want to post this one up cuz I didn't like it. I'm honestly surprised it was liked.
Bro Alpha's are way better than mine mashallah.
format_quote Originally Posted by Umm Hurairah
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair.
lol
wa iyaki hun
Jazakum allahu khair wa barak allahu feekum!
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Head Admins:
None Featured in this Scene
Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
None Featured in this Scene
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
Qatada(bro fi/fi_sab)
The Moderators, or "Orangies" None featured in this Scene
LI Members:[B]
Iqram
**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair
PART VIII-IV
ROOM 3: Iqram & Fi_Sab
Warning: This is the 'mushiest' of the scenes. Bro h4run, you can breathe, you aint in this one ..so yea I'll try not to make em as bad as this one lol, inshallah.
Fi: Mashallah, this room is nice and cozy
Iqram: Yea, the kitchen is really nice and clean too!
Fi: Alhemdulilah, Well ekhi, I’m going to listen to some quran and hit it for the night…where would you like to sleep??
Iqram: I don’t care, I guess bottom bunk is fine
Fi: Mashallah, Ok ekhi, goodnight
Iqram: Goodnight
NEXT DAY
After a very peaceful sleep and fajr prayer, Fi goes to the library to do some Islamic research, and decides not to make his bed for fear of disturbing Iqram’s sleep. When Iqram wakes up, he decides to clean.
Iqram: *speaking to self, which is quite natural by the way* Mashallah, guess bro fi went out to get us breakfast or something. I’ll make his bed, clean, and put away my stuff ‘till he gets back.
3 hrs later
Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well
Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner.
Fi calls Iqram
*phone rings*
Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam
Fi: Just wanted to call to see if—
Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning!
Fi: Risotto??
Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right?
Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out..
Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah.
Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival.
5 hrs later (Late Evening)
The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram.
*Fi walks in*
*Iqram gets up and walks to the sink with his back turned to Fi, eerie setting*
Iqram: I thought you said you were going to be here by dinnertime…
Fi: yea, I was, but I got caught up in something else…
Iqram: Well, dinner is ready if you want some…it’s a bit cold since you are, indeed, 2 hours late!
Fi: I’m really sorry, I decided to eat out for the night since I ran late. Mashallah, the food here looks really good though….
Iqram: *turns around* excuse me? I cleaned, I slaved over a hot stove burning 2 dishes and re-making them, I set a beautiful table up so that we may have a good discussion, and all I get is “I decided to eat out for the night” and “the food looks good?”…*eye starts to twitch in a disturbing way*
Fi: ok sorry, I’ll sit down and eat. *digs in*
Iqram: Well?
Fi: Oh..its good, mashallah. I would say, though, if you added a bit of salt to the--
Iqram: *eye twtiches* the what?
Fi: Nothing, nevermind…the fault is in my tastebuds hehe..he…ahem, sorry. *gets scared and forces himself to drink water*
Iqram: *removes apron, throws dishtowel on table, and storms to the bedroom*
After Fi eats, he goes to the room to apologize, once again, to Iqram.
Fi: Iqqy…I’m sorry. The dinner was great, the flowers were nice, everything was perfect, Jazak Allah khair :sunny:.
Iqram: *distastefully* wa iyak.
Fi: I’m sorry I was late, next time I’ll call and let you know…
Iqram:
Fi: ok?
Iqram: You were with “her” weren’t you..
Fi: her??
Iqram: Yea, you know.
Fi: *confused*
Iqram: You think you could hide it from me?? I saw the bottle of perfume and the gold bracelet as I was putting away the clothes.
Fi: I really don’t know what you’re talking about…
Iqram: your wife, ekhi! (placed here to emphasize that this is a brother fillah relationship only, incase you were getting carried away there for a sec.)…when were you planning on announcing that you’re married???
Fi: Well I kind of announced it to everyone…so I guess everyone knows…or should know at least…Its been a year already…
Iqram: I see…
Fi: she was worried that I wasn’t getting my nutrition so we had dinner and that was it…I swear!
Iqram: and I suppose my dinner wasn’t *air quoted* “nutritious enough” for you…not “salty enough”…not PERFECT ENOUGH!
Fi: look, I got you SS’s collection of recitations…
Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?
Fi: WHAT!!??
Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Fi: You’re kidding right, haha good one ekhi…
Iqram: *tears form in eyes*
Fi: are you on meds?
Iqram: All I took was an energy pill that I got from the pharmacy yesterday morning, why?? Do I look fat to you!?
Fi: No, not at all… hmm, energy pill?? Let me see the container.
Iqram: WHAT!? OMG! *cries* and you’re happy about that??
Fi: Well I was starting to think that you were—umm….
Iqram: That I was what??
Fi: That you were…kind of…
Iqram: yea??
*awkwardly silenced eye contact*
Fi: umm..Well its not important now, the important thing is that we know what’s wrong with you!
Iqram: OMG am I going to turn into a woman??
Fi: *hesitates to think about the possibility and then calling S to switch roomies*
Iqram: What are you thinking about?? *gasp* am I going to die!? That’s just great…I’m going to die with hormone problems. “What did he die of?” “Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.”
Fi: No, no…its says that the effects will wear out in a few hours…so you should be ok…
Iqram: Alhemdulilah ya rabb!
Fi: But how did you get these instead of energy pills?
Iqram: I must’ve accidentally grabbed the old lady’s bag as I was leaving the pharmacy. The elderly *squints eyes* How can an old person leave her pills unattended!
Fi: It was just an accident…I’m sure she didn’t mean to—
Iqram: You’re right. I should blame the pharmaceutical company instead! They know such old people have eyesight problems, why don’t they make the label’s print bigger? A label that says in capital letters, bolded, and in red font: FOR HORMONAL PROBLEMS, but noooooo :mad: they wait for IQRAM to come and accidentally pick one up, cuz IQRAM is in a hurry and IQRAM doesn’t have the time to read the small print that should’ve been made in specifically larger…:mad:
Fi:
Iqram: *inhales* oh well, what’s been done is done…
Fi: *sigh of relief* next time be careful though. Like seriously.
Iqram: Yea, true…
Fi: I’ve heard of instances where women killed men because of their jealousy and your eye was twitching like crazy after you took that pill…scared the living daylights out of me hehe…
Iqram: Jealously?? So now I’m jealous?? What do want from me?!
Fi: I forgot you still have the effects…umm I’m going to leave for the night, till you get back to normal.
Iqram: You’re going to her house aren’t you!
Fi: *runs out* Can’t talk! Assalamu Alaikum!!
fi aman allah
w'salaam
Last edited by *charisma*; 11-16-2007 at 10:00 PM.
oh:
that is waaayy mushy. lol
i havn't read all of it, but this caught my eye:
3 hrs later
Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well
Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner.
Fi calls Iqram
*phone rings*
Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam
Fi: Just wanted to call to see if—
Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning!
Fi: Risotto??
Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right?
Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out..
Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah.
Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh
As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival.
you made them sound like....like....urrmmm...a couple. :X:X
sorry, brothers...
EDIT: *reads some more*
The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram.
woah!!! lady! thats waaay mushy. lol
Last edited by Ummu Sufyaan; 11-17-2007 at 07:22 AM.
...desperate for husnul-khitaam...
please make dua that Allah grants me a good end (to my life). please make dua that Allah guides me.
Oh Allah Allah, I haven't laughed this much for a loong time. SubhanAllah, I've seriously got tears in my eyes... Hahaha this was too good, "Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.” What a line! LOL!
Hilarious, awesome, brilliant, marvellous...
“If only I had checked myself”
—
Guy who wrecked himself
True leaders don't create followers...
.... They create new leaders.
Oh Allah Allah, I haven't laughed this much for a loong time. SubhanAllah, I've seriously got tears in my eyes... Hahaha this was too good, "Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.” What a line! LOL!
Hilarious, awesome, brilliant, marvellous...
lol, yeah i reckon. what a classic!
me wonders what the brothers have to say about this...
...desperate for husnul-khitaam...
please make dua that Allah grants me a good end (to my life). please make dua that Allah guides me.
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and the rose emo were removed...because they (ab)used it on each other. Hence, the mushiness (i feel like talking about bananas here) is just a slight emphasis on the way that some brothers decided to publicly display of themselves. 
but alhemdulilah its actually been only a year and a few months...
oh:
tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!
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