Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
Lolz tht was funny , n i was waitin for it thnx for posting. wen r u posting the X1 part?
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
^ lol... poor Alpha keeps gettin cut off before he can finish his sentences ; p ... lol LUNGI!
***** قال ابن أبي مليكة : أدركت ثلاثين من أصحاب النبي - صلى الله عليه وسلم - كلهم يخاف النفاق على نفسه
Ibn Abī Mulaykah said: "I encountered thirty Companions of the Prophet, every one of them fearing hypocrisy for himself." [Muslim]
all was going fine at LI until the ancient absent minded admin Woodrow, with the assistance of his trusted apprentice Yanal, decided to update the forum.
Woodrow: Yanal, why did you drag me down here into the Admin Control Panel?
Yanal: B,B,But, it was your idea. You wanted to make the forum more colorful.
Woodrow: My idea? Was it a good idea?
Yanal: Bbbbut, why did you bring me down here with you?
Woodrow: Because every good admin has a trusted Apprentice he can blame for everything, if things don't work. Now, stop sounding like a motor boat, was it a good idea?
Yanal: Yes
Woodrow: Good, it must have been my idea. Look here comes Alpha Dude let me try a few things with him.
Alpha Dude: As Salammu Alaikum boss and Yanal. What are you guys doing down here?
Woodrow: Wa Alaikum Salaam Akhi, just trying out a few ideas. Yanal, what does this button do?
Alpha Dude:erk
Alpha Dude: gasp
Alpha Dude: gleep
Yanal: I don't know. maybe we shouldn't touch it.
Woodrow: I'm an admin, I'll touch whatever I want to touch
Alpha Dude: bleep
Alpha Dude: Nice
Alpha Dude: gasp
Alpha Dude: Hey, I'm an admin.
Woodrow:Look what you did Yanal. Now undo that, we can't turn Alpha Dude loose as an admin.
Yanal: Bbbbut
Woodrow:Stop sounding like a motor boat and turn Alpha Dude back to Blue.
zAk: Crazy Lady asked me to get her cookies from the cellar. :grumbling
Alpha: Pk asked me to get her Ribena from the cellar. :enough!:
zAk: But it’s too dark down there.
Alpha: And you know I’m too scared of the dark.
zAk: There’s also creepy crawlies down there… oh:
Alpha: And unseen forces that terrorize you… :blind:
zAk: And demons and monsters of all shapes and sizes…
Aahhh!!! zAk and Alpha both scream in terror. Someone, anyone, help us they both shout. :eek:
A few seconds later…
Alpha: zAk?
zAk: vAt?
Alpha: Lets not be so childish, we know stuff like that don’t really exist. :X
zAk: I never said they do. :rolleyes:
Alpha: Then why did you scream? :mad:
zAk: To scare you.
Alpha: Hmph! So what shall we do? If we don’t get their things, we’re done for! We’ll NEVER hear the end of it, nag nag nag, you know what women are like!!!
zAk: Vell, don’t just stand there! Go and get a torch… *mutters to himself* kids these days! (Forgets he was once a kid too)
Alpha: There goes vAk with his orders again… And what do I get in return?
zAk: An infraction if you don’t hurry up!
Alpha: Ok ok, keep your hair on, I’m goin!
zAk: vAt you sayin yar? My hair is already on! ffended:
zAk feels for his head to make sure his hair is still intact.
Laughin at zAk’s stupidity, Alpha runs off to get the torch, a mischievous thought comin to his mind.
A little while later…
zAk: *feeling slightly nervous* Alphaaa? What’s keepin you so long? It’s been more than 10mins, have you gone to GET the torch or have you gone to MAKE the torch? *scratches head*
Half an hour later...
zAk is still waiting and gettin really frustrated, he takes extremely slow steps towards the cellar, unaware of the dangers ahead of him…
To be continued... If I feel liike it!
" Its sometimes better people don't get to know you..
Cuz the more they know you, the less they understand & accept you..
Alone is better, what say " - SRK
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