Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Haha Lol I didn't even notice hmm I have no idea buh it matches the last script no?? Name changing lol
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
You better cook a huge plate of biryani to sister QA too...
Nooooooo!!! I don't want biryani
HOWEVER... I wouldn't mind Periwinkly cooking roast chicken dinner or lasagne with a side of rocket and cherry tomato salad or shepherd's pie or spaghetti bolognese
who's making biryani? i want biryani. i'm hungry too!
Periwinkly made biryani for Brother Beardo therefore had access to the Moderators' Staff Lounge! Have ya read the latest "Behind the Scenes of LI" written by Brother Woodrow??? It's comical
فَبِأَيِّ ءَالَآءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ "Then which of the favours of Your Lord will ye deny?"
Al-Qur'aan; Surah Ar-Rahman
who's making biryani? i want biryani. i'm hungry too!
I had biryani today!!! Was yummy
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
Sister Harb and brother Futuwwa are looking for hattivatti bats in the basements.
Sister Harb: Are you sure they live in here? What those bats even are looking for?
Futuwwa: Sure. They sended them from CERN to here.
Sister Harb: CERN? Had they those bats there too? I thought they lived only in Finland!
Futuwwa: Br Woodrow sended to me PM and told they live in here now.
Sister Harb: Are you sure they are not radioactive ones as they have been in CERN?
Futuwwa: No no it hasn´t nothing with atoms... I think.
Sister Harb: Do they really look like Hattivattis? Aren´t them those whose looks as ghosts and are interesting about being quiet, thunder storms and barometers? And as they are bats, they now fly too...LOOK! BE CarefuLL! I saw something white and black flying!
Futuwwa: Yes we found them! Great!
Sister Harb: I got one! I think this one is red! May it be a communist hattivatti bat?
Futuwwa: Yes! It is one I trained before! Now we will conquer all LI Staff! We will make revolution in LI.
Basement story will continue later...
Viva Revolution!
Last edited by sister herb; 03-13-2013 at 08:37 PM.
Woodrow: Ok brothers we have got a lot of messages from members. They have told that they have seen ghosts in every sections of LI. Have you any idea what here is going?
'Abd-al Latif: I have got those messages too. Some of them are white, some red and some smell as biryani.
Beardo: BIRYANI! I am hungry now!
Woodrow: Also some members claim that those ghosts are singing in the basement something they call as "Internationale". Is that some nasheed?
'Abd-al Latif: Reds? Internationale? Biryani? Is that some kind of attack? Are they zionists?
Beardo: Where is my biryani? I am hungry!
Woodrow: Do you still remember that sister... who visited here some weeks ago... that... hmmm... Perisomething44? Has she something to do with this mess? She had biryani... and now those ghosts smell same...
'Abd-al Latif: That biryani was good but I don´t remember was it red or was it singing anything.
Beardo: I am hungry. Bring me now red singing biryani!
'Abd-al Latif: But what if those ghosts are communists? Did they mention Lenin, Stalin or Marx?
Beardo: Lenin? Is it some kind of biryani?
Woodrow: No no Lenin was communist leader.
Beardo: Communist biryani? That would be tasty.
Woodrow:
From Occupied Palestine:
We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.
lol haha bhai I only have Bombay biryani made with shan masala
buh we do add red food colouring to the biryani.
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
lol no biryani's not red we just add a lil red colouring to make it look good.
Allah made everyone different thats what makes them special,so no matter what ppl say just remember you're SPECIAL!! "You are with the one you love"
Nem0
And it doesn´t sing? Ok be carefull... brothers may ask you to the LI Staff room about this biryani/bats/ghost mess. But don´t worry too much - they might forget your name.
That was Percyval? Pearl? Perifluffy... or something.
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