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    Hilarious Hijabs!!! (OP)


    Hijab is Arabic for protection and cover. Some people put alot of effort into their Hijab, yet it serves no purpose. I am referring to the pointless Hijab that some girls wear.

    The first pointless hijab is referred to as the headband hijab. It is a band of fabric approximately 4 inches wide. It covers the back of the head and allows all the hair to be exposed. It doesn't serve much in terms of modesty, but atleast it comes in handy in case of an unexpected tennis match!

    The second pointless hijab is the dupatta, also known as the Saran wrap hijab.It covers all the hair, but it is totally transparent. Again, it doesn't serve much in terms of modesty, but it keeps the hair nice and fresh!

    The third type of hijab is known as the Mickey Mouse Hijab. It is when a girl wears a black scarf and tucks it behind her ears so that her ears stick out!

    We now move on to my favourites- the yo-yo hijabs:
    The first yo-yo hijab is the scarf that keeps falling down and needs to be constantly pulled back up...up, down, up, down, just like a yo-yo.

    The second yo-yo hijab is also referred to as the convertible hijab. This type of hijab is predominant at any type of social event i.e an Aqeeqah, Bismillah party, Ameen party, Wedding, etc.

    This is when an Imam or Qari comes up to the microphone and starts to recite the Qur'an. At this point, all the convertible hijabs come up...until he says..."SADAQALLAHUL ADHEEM". I'm not sure, but apparently, in some cultures that translates to "OK SISTERS, YOU MAY TAKE OFF YOUR SCARVES."

    I'm sure this may seem odd, but what's even funnier is when people do not anticipate the recitation of the Qur'an at a social event, and are forced to be creative and use accessories such as purses to cover one's hair!

    I was surprised to see a woman hold her purse over her head as "HIJAB" ......as if the multitudes of men surrounding her are not a good enough reason to wear hijab, but some guy reciting du'a compels her to hold her purse over her head. Her friends were more creative...one friend used her dinner napkin!

    I was also laughing when I saw the communal hijab-two or morw girls dropped under one dinner napkin during the recitation of the Qur'an. Her other friend was still more creative...she used her coffee saucer on the back of her head. I wasnt sure if it was hijab or Yamaka. I didn't know if she was a Muslim or a Jew. I felt like going up to her and saying: "SHALOM ALAIKUM, SISTER"

    And, people should remember that hijab is not just a protection from guys, but from a girl's nafs (ego) as well. IT should prevent girls from having to spend hours infront of the mirror doing her hair. But unfortunately, you see girls in front of the mirrors for hours doing their hijab as they would do their hair, with all sorts of elaborate braids and the like. I wanted to go up to a sister and say: "IS YOUR HIJAB NATURALLY CURLY?" I also felt compelled to go up to another girl and say "PARDON ME, BUT IS YOUR HIJAB NATURALLY THAT COLOR OR DID YOU DIE IT?" Well, the point is that some people make an effort to wear hijab, but it is futile, because it is not fulfilling its pupose. It's like using an umbrella with holes in it. Hijab is used for protection from guys as well as from the girl herself, and should not be used as an accessory or for beautifying one's self!!!
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    alhamdullilah for my sisters. They were full covering hijaabs and dont wear any make up. Alhamdullilah
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    alhamdullilah for my sisters. They were full covering hijaabs and dont wear any make up. Alhamdullilah
    pffft make up....its an allergic reaction waiting to happen kay: kay:
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    pffft make up....its an allergic reaction waiting to happen kay: kay:
    ^ Alhamdullilah for the sister above, she wears a full covering hijaab (i hope) and duznt indulge in silly things like makeup which in my opinion ruin peoples beauty. Alhamdullilah for my sister
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    ^ Alhamdullilah for the sister above, she wears a full covering hijaab (i hope) and duznt indulge in silly things like makeup which in my opinion ruin peoples beauty. Alhamdullilah for my sister
    yeh i do bro....its a part of me....i cant really explain in words the sincere importance it has for me
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    Originally Posted by HeiGou

    I do not think you should not waste your time on hijab. I am wondering why this is so much more important to you than, say, unemployment and crime among young Muslims.
    Why not? We are Muslim's the Hijab concerns. Not you so don't worry about how many threads are created regarding this issue or any other issue.
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    yeh i do bro....its a part of me....i cant really explain in words the sincere importance it has for me
    yeh u do what? lol? sry im confused
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    yeh u do what? lol? sry im confused
    lol i meant wearing the hijab not the makeup
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim Soldier View Post
    What I am saying is that Lady Fatimah asked for something like a coffin to show the importance of hijab.
    I dont get it? How does being buried show the importance of the hijab? Maybe if she asked to be buried in the hijab maybe.
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    yeh u do what? lol? sry im confused

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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    How much time did Muhammed spend talking about the hijab as opposed to, say, poverty and justice? Why do you think that so many people care so much more about hijab than starvation in Niger?
    Hmm....

    Then where are the threads on it? Is there one single thread here on why Muslim men should not drink and how important it is to make them stop
    Again...Hmm..
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Pagal Kuri View Post
    Hmm....

    Again...Hmm..
    I am serious and genuine. I have never understood why such an issue generates so much heat and passion when other issues, which I would think were important, do not. People are dying in Somalia. We have Somalis here. Drought is about to kill thousands. How many threads on dying Somalis? How many on Hijab?

    Am I the only one who thinks that the priorities of some people are a little odd?

    Now this is not to say that hijab is not an important issue. But it is really more important than, say, relief for Somalia?
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    Hijab is more important then we think most women think lets first do this then wear the Hijab and some women say "Well i pray 5 times" as if that compensates for the Hijab.

    In the Quran Allah SWT told Muhammed pbhu for his women to wear the Hijab and "All believing" women.

    From this you can see that to be a believer in Islam you must wear the Hijab.
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by HeiGou View Post
    I am serious and genuine. I have never understood why such an issue generates so much heat and passion when other issues, which I would think were important, do not. People are dying in Somalia. We have Somalis here. Drought is about to kill thousands. How many threads on dying Somalis? How many on Hijab?

    Am I the only one who thinks that the priorities of some people are a little odd?

    Now this is not to say that hijab is not an important issue. But it is really more important than, say, relief for Somalia?
    HeiGou raises an important question here. Should the hijab not be way down the list of important issues?
    Am I the only one who thinks that the priorities of some people are a little odd?
    No, I find it it odd as well.
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    I think everyone needs to step back and see the first post for the humorous reminder that it is. I've read it before and it is quite funny.
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by HeiGou View Post
    format_quote Originally Posted by Muslim Soldier View Post
    Educate a woman and you educate a nation.
    Correct a woman's mistakes and you correct the nation's
    Really? What makes you think one women has so much more power than one man?
    The notion stems from the emphasis Islam places on honoring the mother and giving the daughter a good upbringing, because they will be the future mothers of the nation. As one scholar pointed out, the mothers are the first and most important schools (sources of education) of the nation. Thus, we understand the Prophetic statement, Paradise lies under the feet of your mother (Musnad Ahmad, Sunan Ibn Majah, Sunan An-Nasaa'i) to be emphasizing that paradise comes from the serving and honoring our mothers, the women of the nation. Likewise, the Prophet Muhammad pbuh said Whoever cares for three daughters, gives them a good upbrining, marries them to good husbands and treats them with compassion, their reward will be paradise (Sunan Abi Dawud). And Whoever had a daughter and does not prefer his son over her, Allah will admit him to paradise because of her (Mustadarak Al-Haakim).

    As for why the emphasis on hijab, it is an issue that many people have misconceptions about, and needs to be clarified. As for the plight of Muslims, this will change once Muslims return to their religion.

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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    lol i meant wearing the hijab not the makeup
    Alhamdullilah I really hate it when people try to change there appearance, like Allah didnt giv them enuff beauty!!!!! :rant:
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    Alhamdullilah I really hate it when people try to change there appearance, like Allah didnt giv them enuff beauty!!!!! :rant:
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Ansar Al-'Adl View Post
    The notion stems from the emphasis Islam places on honoring the mother and giving the daughter a good upbringing, because they will be the future mothers of the nation. As one scholar pointed out, the mothers are the first and most important schools (sources of education) of the nation. Thus, we understand the Prophetic statement, Paradise lies under the feet of your mother (Musnad Ahmad, Sunan Ibn Majah, Sunan An-Nasaa'i) to be emphasizing that paradise comes from the serving and honoring our mothers, the women of the nation. Likewise, the Prophet Muhammad pbuh said Whoever cares for three daughters, gives them a good upbrining, marries them to good husbands and treats them with compassion, their reward will be paradise (Sunan Abi Dawud). And Whoever had a daughter and does not prefer his son over her, Allah will admit him to paradise because of her (Mustadarak Al-Haakim).

    As for why the emphasis on hijab, it is an issue that many people have misconceptions about, and needs to be clarified. As for the plight of Muslims, this will change once Muslims return to their religion.

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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    Alhamdullilah I really hate it when people try to change there appearance, like Allah didnt giv them enuff beauty!!!!! :rant:
    Yeah but where do you draw the line? Wash your face in the morning? Brush your hair? Brush your teeth? Shave, umm, in certain parts of the body?
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    Re: Hilarious Hijab

    HeiGou raises an important question here. Should the hijab not be way down the list of important issues?
    Well it is important for women, if you know what I mean...
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