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    HaHa This is jokes
    The Perfect Husband

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    (H - Husband, W - Wife)
    H - "Hello?"
    W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    H - "Yes."
    W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    H - "What's the price?"
    W - "Only $1,000."
    H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
    saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
    H - "What price did he quote you?"
    W - "Only $60,000..."
    H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
    H - "What?"
    W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area,beachfront property."
    H - "How much are they asking?"
    W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
    H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
    W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!!! I love you!!!"
    H - "Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

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    Re: perfect husband?

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    hiiii-laaaar-riii-ous

    wow her poor 'actual' husband. when he sees that bill, poor guy :X
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    hehe that was hilarious..

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    Re: perfect husband?

    format_quote Originally Posted by kitten View Post


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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    Re: perfect husband?

    lol that was funny
    but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz
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    Re: perfect husband?

    LOL, jazaki Allahu khairan 4 sharing.
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    but its a bit weird she cant tel the difference between her husbands voice and sum1 elses!!!!!!!lolzzzzzz
    Maybe she wanted to be in denial and hope that was her husband
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    Re: perfect husband?

    Haha.
    Someone got owned.

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    Re: perfect husband?

    Haha funny.. thanks fior sharing :laugh:
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    Re: perfect husband?

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    i wanna see what will the actual husband do now? poor guy

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    thanx for sharing
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    Talking The Perfect Husband

    THE PERFECT HUSBAND

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

    MAN: 'Yes'

    WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: '$390,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it..

    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.'

    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


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    Re: The Perfect Husband

    hahaha nice one.....
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    Re: The Perfect Husband

    ROFL
    Thats the perfect husband ?
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    Re: The Perfect Husband

    LOOOOL
    OMG.....poor husband
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    Re: The Perfect Husband

    LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    format_quote Originally Posted by zAk View Post
    3 Threads Merged

    Can I change the thread title to "Poor Husband"?
    My threads are alwaysss mergedd :laugh:

    Lol Change it
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    LOL! I feel sorry for the REAL husband
    ^Yeah same here...Poor guys guna be clueless...
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    silly woman
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    ...I wonder at the one who extends his right hand
    To his beloved at the time of seperation and he hastens therein!
    I felt weak and incapable of saying farewell when I saw him
    So my heart shook his hand whilst my eye wept....
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    Salam
    HAHA..:laugh: LOl. Its was so funny..
    Thanks for sharing with us
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    looool i feel sorry for da husband
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    hahahaha
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