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    Chinese takeaway Prank.. lol masha Allaah this is well funny:



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    lol it wasn't me yu alu.. ur supposed to be grinin rememba?
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    lol yeah i heard this before, its jokes lol, seriously its too funny
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    lol
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    heh heh made me laugh but it is a shame one guy had to get that angry
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    I heard this "other Chinese Takeaway prank" once...lol...I'm sure some Brothers are fimiliar with it.
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    salaamalakum i found a really funny prank ahahhaha

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87nj...elated&search=
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank


    format_quote Originally Posted by jzcasejz View Post
    I heard this "other Chinese Takeaway prank" once...lol...I'm sure some Brothers are fimiliar with it.
    Oh really now. Any celebrities in it?

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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    lol both were bare jokes, but the second one was well mean, but then again i did the same to my younger bruv and sis few years back when i was at school, they were scared to go anywhere near the computer for a month or so :X
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    Cool Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    ha ha.
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    av heard abt dis..
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    wat does rep power mean?
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    pls post more jokes
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    Cool Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    format_quote Originally Posted by jouju View Post
    pls post more jokes
    Hiya Joujo, just check the Puzzles & Humour section for more jokes

    And Erm Rep...is like, check forum FAQ's

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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    format_quote Originally Posted by nebula View Post
    salaamalakum i found a really funny prank ahahhaha

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87nj...elated&search=
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank

    unfortunately the first video has been removed...i guessi stumbled accross this thread a little late...

    but the second one...whooh...that was a good laugh...

    Black comedy all the way!!!!

    nah..thats evil..i felt so sorry for him.he was genuinly freaked out.Nebula!!! where is ur heart???
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    Re: Chinese takeaway Prank


    that second one is horrible.
    that reminds of of some girl i know. she got pranked similar to that. she got so freaked out, she started shaking and crying (she aint young either), so she rings her hubby , he's like whats wrong with the baby (they have a 10 month old) shes like, its not the baby its me. so she told him what happened...and he started laughing at her.
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