Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be
sure." So he sat down andwrote : Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutne jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the day .....
Don't Lie to Your Mother...
I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah
Want This? Cant Touch This.
Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine
And Call It A Crime
I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine.
You know, if I didnt post this in the halaal thread section, I might have not got such a slapping...
:P
yeaaaaaah fo sho
My Muslim Brothers and Sisters Who Are Suffering At The Hands Of The Kuffar...Please Forgive Me...For Every Tear That Falls Down From Your Cheek...For Every Drop Of Blood That Fell From Your Wound...For The Pain You Felt...For Everytime I Wasn't There! www.fearAllah.blogspot.com
You know, if I didnt post this in the halaal thread section, I might have not got such a slapping...
:P
Bro there was nothing wrong with the joke but i guess sum ppl just don't like to hear stuff like that!! No hard feelings!!
If i said sumthin' wrong^^ then sry!! ~lol~
I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah
Want This? Cant Touch This.
Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine
And Call It A Crime
I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine.
Didn't think i really needed to say anything bout' this!! I didn't feel that ppl needed to hear my opinion on it!! ~lol~
I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah
Want This? Cant Touch This.
Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine
And Call It A Crime
I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine.
Didn't think i really needed to say anything bout' this!! I didn't feel that ppl needed to hear my opinion on it!! ~lol~
speak out sistaaa
we respect everyones opinion allahmdulillah khair.
My Muslim Brothers and Sisters Who Are Suffering At The Hands Of The Kuffar...Please Forgive Me...For Every Tear That Falls Down From Your Cheek...For Every Drop Of Blood That Fell From Your Wound...For The Pain You Felt...For Everytime I Wasn't There! www.fearAllah.blogspot.com
My Muslim Brothers and Sisters Who Are Suffering At The Hands Of The Kuffar...Please Forgive Me...For Every Tear That Falls Down From Your Cheek...For Every Drop Of Blood That Fell From Your Wound...For The Pain You Felt...For Everytime I Wasn't There! www.fearAllah.blogspot.com
speak out sistaaa
we respect everyones opinion allahmdulillah khair.
:rose:Yeah i know sis.... Ya'll are all really good ppl.....but...i really don't wanna say nothin' on this any more!!
I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah
Want This? Cant Touch This.
Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss
Don’t Hate On Me
Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine
And Call It A Crime
I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine.
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