PROOF That Women Are Evil

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

We all know how women required time and money:
Women = Time x Money

And we all know that time is money:
Time = Money

Therefore women equal money squared:
Women = (Money)^2 (Women = Money x Money)

And we all know that money is the root of all evil:
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Therefore women equal (square root of evil) squared
Women = [sqrt(evil)]^2

And simple maths proves women are evil:
Women = Evil

Disprove that one using maths !!

kay::coolalien

**guyabano** · 12-26-2007

It has been posted many times, just some FEMALE Mod always delete it, pretending, it has been posted already many times. Just,...I never found this thread. I think, she take it personal...

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Just a little joke....

**The Ruler** · 12-26-2007

PROOF that men are EVIL

We all know how men require more money and attention. [Let's exclude the attention part. It makes equation much more smpler to understand].

Men = more money

We all know that:

More money = greed which equals more money which equals greed.

So, Men = *insert sign for infinity here* (Money x greed = Money^2)

Note: more money = more evil.

We all know that money is the root of all evil.

So, Men = *infinity*sqrt[Evil^2]

So, Men = *infinity*Evil.

Worser than women. Deffinitely.

**The Ruler** · 12-26-2007

And we all know that money is the root of all evil:

If you're taking that as your main statement, in this case, you are, then the equation turns out to be:

Money = sqrt[Evil]

Which remains as a surd [that can't be solved]

If you are squaring both sides, you'd have to say Money squared is the root of all Evil squared; which is not quite what the quote says. Hmmm...

**~Taalibah~** · 12-26-2007

:rolleyes:Whatever, lol

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by Liúyú de Lian

If you're taking that as your main statement, in this case, you are, then the equation turns out to be:

Money = sqrt[Evil]

Which remains as a surd [that can't be solved]

If you are squaring both sides, you'd have to say Money squared is the root of all Evil squared; which is not quite what the quote says. Hmmm...

LOL..

Relax, breathe, relax, breathe

This is just a little joke.

PS it is not an algebraic equation, so we dont need to square both sides.....sleep well

**The Ruler** · 12-26-2007

^Hey, I'm perfectly calm. I've seen this one many times to be wound up by it.

Disprove that one using maths !!

The thread-maker asked for it. And I just spiced my post up with a bit of literature. Sort of.

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Your men one doesnt stand....

Cos if you miss bits out, like you did about attention....then you have a fake statement.

Comment ca va ?

**The Ruler** · 12-26-2007

If I add attention to the equation, my post will be rated 18. I don't like that as it makes it unsuitable for myself and the fellow kiddy friends I have around here.

Cos if you miss bits out, like you did about attention....then you have a fake statement.

You can always miss things out. But innovating is just fake. Prove me wrong.

**truemuslim** · 12-26-2007

i aint evil.... am i?

im so not evil... im... TRUE MUSLIM.... not evil... im not evil... ok well anyway...thats it...

BYE

p.s.... im not evil

**Al-Zaara** · 12-26-2007

I hate Maths.

And yes, I am evil. So? :sunny: Women are evil you say, horrific... Still so many men want to marry us.

What does that make those men? Stupid?

**truemuslim** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by Al-Zaara

I hate Maths.

And yes, I am evil. So? :sunny: Women are evil you say, horrific... Still so many men want to marry us.

What does that make those men? Stupid?

like that one thread 'mens brains r bigger than women brains'...

some NON muslim mens brains are just to heavy to use then... too heavy to think...lol......btw i said ...NON muslim...k? anyone who knows islam...IS smart...

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by Al-Zaara

I hate Maths.

And yes, I am evil. So? :sunny: Women are evil you say, horrific... Still so many men want to marry us.

What does that make those men? Stupid?

Actually I put that down to huiman needs.

Not stupididty.

Peace !!

**Al-Zaara** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by al_islam

Actually I put that down to huiman needs.

Not stupididty.

Peace !!

We're getting 18 and + here... So human needs you say, and women do not have as strongly needs, so this says that... Men are weaker.

**truemuslim** · 12-26-2007

lol...this threads a comedy..

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by Al-Zaara

We're getting 18 and + here... So human needs you say, and women do not have as strongly needs, so this says that... Men are weaker.

Well, we are gettin a bit 18+,

But women are known to be 10 times more weak than men

**truemuslim** · 12-26-2007

^^^ *ahem*.....'known'...

btw there are many strong women...

i wonder how they live...with all those...muscles....and sweat...

wow my house just vibrated from a p[lane....first timelol

**al_islam** · 12-26-2007

Originally Posted by truemuslim

^^^ *ahem*.....'known'...

btw there are many strong women...

i wonder how they live...with all those...muscles....and sweat...

wow my house just vibrated from a p[lane....first timelol

Its all scientific...but this is an Islamic forum.....so moving swiftly on.....

**truemuslim** · 12-27-2007

ok... women and men are both smart... wait what subject was this thread bout?..

oh yea evilness....

and no muslim lady or man are evil...in islam...no out of islam...

(please don't write a huge long post against this...)

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