Male or Female?

Male or Female?You might not have known this, but a lot of

non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:







FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.











PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.











They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.











TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated











HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.











SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.



































EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.











HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.











THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it wouldbe male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying