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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    Well to me ur something....ur my sister in Islam!

    Salaamz

    awww bro!!!! u jus made me >>>>>>>>>>> lol

    thnk u

    jazakAllah

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    Well to me ur something....ur my sister in Islam!
    ye and a jokey sister aswell,

    PS: i felt really welcome to dis forum thx 2 ur posts nafy jazakAllah khair, special ukhti indeed


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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    Well to me ur something....ur my sister in Islam!
    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    ye and a jokey sister aswell,

    PS: i fell really welcome to dis forum thx 2 ur posts nafy jazakAllah khair, special ukhti indeed!
    AWWWWWWWWWWW maaaaaaan dats so sweet innit nafy
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid View Post
    ye and a jokey sister aswell,

    PS: i fell really welcome to dis forum thx 2 ur posts nafy jazakAllah khair, special ukhti indeed


    Salaamz

    really bro????

    wow....*feels special*

    thnx means aloooooooooooooot

    w/salaamz
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    I was enjoying your lil fight goin on, then you turn into a bunch of pansies!


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    [S]maaaaaaaaannn any teachers out there[/S]
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    [S]IM SCRWED 3 ASSGNMNTS TRO DO 4 2MORO DONE JAK ALL4 PAST FEW DAYS AND I CANT GET OF DIS SITE HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPP[/S]
    same problem minus all the minor tests
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    ^^^ easy option out dont go on MSN!
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Sarah999 View Post
    ^^^ easy option out dont go on MSN!
    i think its a sign 4rm Allah(swt) cos i have soooooooooooo much 2 dooooooooooooooo but i cant be booooothered so jus wanted 2 sit n chatttttttttttt onlinneeeeeeee

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    Straighten your hair?????

    What's with that?

    Why are women soooooo image concious, wen they wear hijaab anyways..
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Iqram View Post
    Straighten your hair?????

    What's with that?

    Why are women soooooo image concious, wen they wear hijaab anyways..


    im still tryna figa out wats up wid dat dumb msn

    we got new broadband, after dat it wudnyt let me sign in, dat got owt 2 do wid anything?
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    im still tryna figa out wats up wid dat dumb msn

    we got new broadband, after dat it wudnyt let me sign in, dat got owt 2 do wid anything?
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    im still tryna figa out wats up wid dat dumb msn
    msn giving you problems too? My msn keeps on signing me OUT. ffended:
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