Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by hafizmo

well leave it to the people who call themselves masters....

i wana go on msn

**A(SMILE ITS ME)** · 05-01-2006

Msm Why

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

[S]why not?[/S]

**extinction** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by ------------

[S]why not?[/S]

try using windows messenger......thats what I do when my msn is acting weird

**A(SMILE ITS ME)** · 05-01-2006

Because Ur Here!!!!!!!!
Why Go

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

[S]its ok im still here no need 2 miss me lol[/S]

[BANANA]it aint workin none of em are sumat 2 do wid net connection[/BANANA]

**afriend** · 05-01-2006

Even after tryin Live mail?

There's either something wrong with your 'firewall' settings.....or god knows what....

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

[mad]nah It Wont Let Me In To My Hotmail Either Im Gna Cryyyyyyyyy Really Not My Day 2day[/mad]

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 05-01-2006

^ MSN dont like you get ova it

lol kiddin

is bush the undeserving leader they were talkin about in the signs of the last hour (OOO DEEP QUESTION

)

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by Abd'Majid

^ MSN dont like you get ova it

lol kiddin

UNSYMPATHETIC [BLEEP]:rant:

**Sister_6038** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by ------------

[mad]nah It Wont Let Me In To My Hotmail Either Im Gna Cryyyyyyyyy Really Not My Day 2day[/mad]

sis this happened to me once...i'd advise you to phone up your ISP....i did and i had a nice LOOOOOOOONG convo with the electronic secretary

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

eh y has A smile its me s account bin disabled

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by Hatshepsut

sis this happened to me once...i'd advise you to phone up your ISP....i did and i had a nice LOOOOOOOONG convo with the electronic secretary

do i dare dwelve... lol naa

wheres minaz, my question is deep no?

**afriend** · 05-01-2006

MSN Web Messenger

If ur sooooooo desperate

**Sister_6038** · 05-01-2006

do i dare dwelve... lol naa

[MAD]NO KIDS ALLOWED[/MAD]

wheres minaz, my question is deep no?

theyre avoiding you

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

[S]im hungry and tired and stressed and need a gud cry

im out

thanks 4 dat ^ iqram[/S]

**minaz** · 05-01-2006

Straighten your hair?????
What's with that?

Straightening is everything! My GHDs mean the world to me!
Besides baldness is hereditary, and not even my great grand daddy went bald

wheres minaz, my question is deep no?

What question?

im hungry and tired and stressed and need a gud cry

Yep, LI does that to ya!

NEXT!

**Hijaabi22** · 05-01-2006

Originally Posted by minaz

Straightening is everything! My GHDs mean the world to me!
Besides baldness is hereditary, and not even my great grand daddy went bald

Yep, LI does that to ya!

NEXT!

LOOOOOOLLLLL BRO CAN I BORROW UR GHDs??? Mines gna a bit Fd

**IbnAbdulHakim** · 05-01-2006

i keep thinkin, how many people wud actually be faithful if there was no hell. The fear of hell keeps me goin quite a lot :eek:

**minaz** · 05-01-2006

i keep thinkin, how many people wud actually be faithful if there was no hell. The fear of hell keeps me goin quite a lot

In answering your query, I need to know do you mean faithful as in religous or faithful as in playing away from home

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