Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaamz
da assignment which i was worried i was gonna get told off 4....was given back 2 me 2 upgrade.....n i didnt care less bout it in da first place.....n i dont wanna do it lol...helppppppppppppppppp
w/salaam
See your teacher, maybe they'll be able to help you out, seeing as, you know, they're the one who teaches you
And your new avatar is cool, I like it.
format_quote Originally Posted by islamgyal
salam,
why is it soo hot???!!
w.salam
This is what happens when Michael Fish eats baked beans.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
I CANT WAKE UP FOR TAHAJJUD !!!
i wanna, REALLY WANNA, but sleep hits me like a ton of BRICKS!! what shud i do
Invest in an alarm clock.
format_quote Originally Posted by Aalimah
I wnna remove my warnnn :'(
I wanna marry an amazingly rich and beautiful older woman.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
what if shes rich and beautiful but is deaf/dum/blind/rude/annoying?? still marry her?
That would depend upon how close she is to dying, and how close I am to being included in her will.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
gud point..........its da inside dat counts bro..........u typical paki looool
C'mon, even Disney didn't fall for that old chestnut. In the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo just got to be Esmerelda's 'friend' because he's minging
And send in your problems people, and you just might get a cut of my inevitable inheritance.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
That would depend upon how close she is to dying, and how close I am to being included in her will.
well if you wanna be hanging around the solicitors all the time bro then VERY VERY CLOSE i should say
C'mon, even Disney didn't fall for that old chestnut. In the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Quasimodo just got to be Esmerelda's 'friend' because he's minging
no it was because of his personality and plus he had a operatic voice...duuuh
And send in your problems people, and you just might get a cut of my inevitable inheritance.
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