Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
ASALAMOALAIKUM
i have a big proooobleeeeem i can't find my teddy :'( :P
Rasulullah (saw) said: "All things fear a person who fears Allah, while evrybody is a source of fear to him who fears other than Allah" "This World is MERE station, The Akhira is our Final Abode, The life of this World Is a Deceiving Enjoynment"
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format_quote Originally Posted by ..MariAm..
ASALAMOALAIKUM
i have a big proooobleeeeem i can't find my teddy :'( :P
Use your pillow instead.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
i LOST £90 !!!!!!!!
Rob a tramp.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
Salaamz
i lost ma will 2 live....well no not really......i cant be bovered wid ma work.....any words of encouragment plz broz lol
w/salaamz
I don't blame you
But seriously, chin up, there's always light at the end of the tunnel (or, rather, there always is an end to the tunnel), and besides, it's the summer holidays in like, three months.
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Salaamz
format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
I don't blame you
But seriously, chin up, there's always light at the end of the tunnel (or, rather, there always is an end to the tunnel), and besides, it's the summer holidays in like, three months.
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Salaamz
ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dun summit 2 ma legs n mom wont believe meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......she sez i usin it as an excuse 2 avoid housework how do i mek her see i aint jokin?!!! lol
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how do i mek her see i aint jokin?!!! lol
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