Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

**Muezzin** · 11-04-2005

Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

And I do sit ups.

We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

I used to have Lego Technic. In French it sounds like Technique.

Maybe.

Next.

salam.
LOLz ''french'' say that again

why am i soo adicted to this forum? i've got to do marking and am here argggghh!!!
w.salam

**Muezzin** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by nazia

salaam,

hey thats not very nice!

ffended: ... are you saying my dad's feet are stinky?

wassalam

Everyone's feet are stinky

Next!

**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by nazia

salaam,

hey thats not very nice!

ffended: ... are you saying my dad's feet are stinky?

wassalam

salam.
sis i think he was reffering to mine LOLz even though there not

w.salam

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Everyone's feet are stinky

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salam.
your's maybe but not ''everyones''

have you heard of washing them?

w.salam

**Muezzin** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by islamgyal

salam.
sis i think he was reffering to mine LOLz even though there not

w.salam

Get one of those foot massage machines and keep your feet away from me people!

salam.
your's maybe but not ''everyones''

have you heard of washing them?

w.salam

That I do, every time I do wudhu

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**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Get one of those foot massage machines and keep your feet away from me people!

That I do, every time I do wudhu

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salam.
you've experienced it bro so you can do it

what's wudhu?
w.salam

**Muezzin** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by islamgyal

salam.
you've experienced it bro so you can do it

what's wudhu?
w.salam

Wudhu is ablutions before prayer.

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**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

salam.
why do you keep saying ''next''!!?
w.salam

**Muezzin** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by islamgyal

salam.
why do you keep saying ''next''!!?
w.salam

It's the Asian cornershop owner in me. Even though I don't own one, or know someone who owns one. I think everyone has that 'Apu' gene. Asians just get it bad.

That and it's a great T-shirt line.

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**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

It's the Asian cornershop owner in me.

That and it's a great T-shirt line.

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salam.
LOLz you carck me up

''cornershop'' boy

why is it ONLY me on this thread???!
w.salam

**Muezzin** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by islamgyal

salam.
LOLz you carck me up

''cornershop'' boy

That's racial profiling!

I don't own a cornershop by the way. If anyone reading this does, good for you, and make it good for me by giving me discounts

why is it ONLY me on this thread???!
w.salam

The others are dead.

Or not online.

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**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

That's racial profiling!

I don't own a cornershop by the way. If anyone reading this does, good for you, and make it good for me by giving me discounts

The others are dead.

Or not online.

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salam.
ahem.. discounts no way speacial offers ''buy 1 get 2 free''

erm..others are dead am sure there ''alive''

''why is working so annoying?''!
w.salam

**Hijaabi22** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Muezzin

Charming.

I don't want to touch people's nasty stinky feet anyway

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bro man u 2 funny!!

Originally Posted by Muezzin

The others are dead.

dats a bit harsh tho

[MAD]HOW DO I GET RID OF MY WARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS DUIN MY NUT IN!![/MAD]

**afriend** · 05-07-2006

what to do for a menatally scarred dog?

**Hijaabi22** · 05-07-2006

^ u talkin bout any1 we know? Lol

**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Iqram

what to do for a menatally scarred dog?

salam.

just fling it around and then give it to bro Muezzien to give it a massage on it feet

w.salam

**Hijaabi22** · 05-07-2006

^ lol at ya sis

**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by ------------

^ lol at ya sis

salam.
keep laughing sis

w.salam

**afriend** · 05-07-2006

There was a dog that just doesn't stop barking

ALL NIGHT....i felt like shoving a boot down it's throat...it's a mental one...

**Kittygyal** · 05-07-2006

Originally Posted by Iqram

There was a dog that just doesn't stop barking

ALL NIGHT....i felt like shoving a boot down it's throat...it's a mental one...

salam.
how mean can you get you could have just done bro Muezzien's way massage his foot

w.salam

**nafy** · 05-07-2006

Salaamz

i need ur expertise opinion......do u fink am mean??

w/salamz

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